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Treasure Island Muppets part 2
Retired [X] Necromantic

<a href="http://cooltext.com"><img src="http://images.cooltext.com/212725.gif" width="484" height="82" alt="Treasure Island Muppets part 2" /></a>


And they sailed their ship cross the ocean blue
A blood-thirsty captain and a cut-throat crew
It's as dark a tale as was ever told
Of the lust for treasure and the love of gold
Shiver my timbers, shiver my sides
Yo oh heave ho

Dead men tell no tales !!
Yaarrr !!

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After a long and fearfull journey the muppets returned back to shores to get more rum and gunpowder and to surplus the crew again.
They had taken a hard beating from the last gunboat they borded,
but now, now they are ready to get back on the seven seas to spread fear
and intimidation into any Captain they find out there.

Get ready to be borded !!

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<a href="http://cooltext.com"><img src="http://images.cooltext.com/218180.jpg" width="556" height="110" alt="Borded and sunken ships" /></a>
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<a href="http://cooltext.com"><img src="http://images.cooltext.com/218179.gif" width="273" height="82" alt="Whirling death II" /></a>
( That aint a ship, THIS is a ship Yaarrr !! )
<a href="http://cooltext.com"><img src="http://images.cooltext.com/219271.gif" width="456" height="95" alt="Billy Balrog's All Orc Stars" /></a>
(Yaar !! Shouldnt be swimming with sharks ladies.)
<a href="http://cooltext.com"><img src="http://images.cooltext.com/219912.gif" width="351" height="98" alt="Cleaveland Raiders" /></a>
(Yaarharhar, we made them run off and cry, yohoho and a free bottle of rum)
<a href="http://cooltext.com"><img src="http://images.cooltext.com/230245.gif" width="178" height="95" alt="Devil-Bats" /></a>
(Are we men or are we muppets ! Yarr !!)
<a href="http://cooltext.com"><img src="http://images.cooltext.com/231722.gif" width="221" height="82" alt="Orvilan Owls" /></a>
(Them will never be seen again)
<a href="http://cooltext.com"><img src="http://images.cooltext.com/238971.gif" width="177" height="82" alt="Queens fab" /></a>
(They brought a knife to a gunfight)


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<a href="http://cooltext.com"><img src="http://images.cooltext.com/219630.jpg" width="683" height="79" alt="+ Raised in Peace +" /></a>
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<a href="http://cooltext.com"><img src="http://images.cooltext.com/1054867.gif" width="714" height="79" alt="Eshin - Jumonji - Ninox Novaeseelandiae - Saviga - äftlich" /></a>
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Miss Piggy
Flesh Golem
3 4 3 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block, Mighty Blow, +AG
 -ma, n 23 0 0 0 12 2 34/ 200k
(154)k
  
3
Cutthroat Kermit
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle
   11 1 1 0 4 0 12/ 110k
(128)k
  
4
Long Don Scooter
Wight
5 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle, Strip Ball, Pass Block
 -ma, n, m 26 0 1 0 8 3 34/ 150k
(0)k
  
6
Rizo "The Ratpack" Rat
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Sure Hands, Safe Throw, Block
   27 9 6 0 2 3 46/ 140k
(150)k
  
7
Dr. Bunsen
Zombie
4 3 1 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player
 -ag 26 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 50k
(75)k
  
8
Rowlf
Werewolf
8 2 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Dodge
 -st 6 0 2 0 4 0 14/ 140k
(143)k
  
9
Fozzie "Cabinboy" Bear
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block, Dirty Player
   27 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 70k
(123)k
  
10
Staggering "old bones" Statler
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
11
Bill "Bombadier" Bonechrusher
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block
   20 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 50k
(65)k
  
12
Gonzo The Gastly
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   26 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(40)k
  
13
äftlich
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
14
Ninox Novaeseelandiae
Zombie
4 3 3 8
Regenerate
+AG
   15 1 0 0 2 1 10/ 70k
(85)k
  
15
Saviga
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
16
Eshin
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player
   25 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 50k
(95)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Psilocybe Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1440k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:27 (6/4/17) |TD Diff:-20 (20 - 40) |Cas Diff:29 (41/36/12 - 31/15/14)
Last Opponent: Kindergarten BadBoys