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Cactus State Slammers
Retired [X2] Chaos

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<b><u>Team Story</b></u>

<b>WINNERS OF VETERAMS 1</b>

<b>Cactus State Slammers are group of outcast pirates who have been sent into the desert by royal decree. Whilst in the desert they were exposed to high levels of warpstone and mutated into Cactii with warped minds. Their warped minds turned them into evil goatlike humanoids. Then for no reason whatsoever, they all became Gay. To impress members of the same sex they decided to show how cool they were by playing BloodBowl.</b>

<u><b>Proud members of the:</b></u>

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<u><b>Team Yearbook:</b></u>

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<u><b>Team Stadium:</b></u>

<u><b>The Brothel</b></u>

<img src="http://www.bkachel.com/images/matte_paintings/desert_temple_01/desert_temple_01_24.jpg">

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
One Last Dude
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Sure Hands, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
   14 2 8 0 0 1 31/ 120k
(140)k
  
2
Master Ghey
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
3
BBB :o
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(0)k
  
4
Marsha Mellow
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Block
   19 1 1 0 9 2 32/ 120k
(138)k
  
5
Bubbly
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(60)k
  
6
Fat Joe
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Kick, Pass Block
   19 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 100k
(115)k
  
7
Eddie Izzard
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Tackle, Strip Ball
   18 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 100k
(115)k
  
9
Grohlw
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player, Pro
   19 1 0 0 0 5 26/ 100k
(133)k
  
10
Big Fat Tranny
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Dodge
   19 0 0 0 4 3 23/ 150k
(122)k
  
11
Gayitus II
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
12
Girlboy
Beastman
7 3 3 8
Horns
+MA
 m 16 1 2 0 2 0 11/ 90k
(0)k
  
13
Amanda Hugandkiss
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Shadowing
 n 15 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 80k
(71)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Crazy_Lemur Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1470k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (6/2/11) |TD Diff:-8 (17 - 25) |Cas Diff:-4 (25/14/6 - 23/20/6)
Last Opponent: Windy 'n Wicked