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Retired [X] Elf

I don't know what to say really.
Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today.
Either we heal as a team or we are going to crumble.
Inch by inch, play by play till we're finished.
We are in hell right now, gentlemen.
Believe me, and we can stay here and get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light.
We can climb out of hell.
One inch, at a time.

Now I can't do it for you.
I'm too old.
I look around and I see these young faces and I think
I mean
I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make.
I uh....
I pissed away all my money believe it or not.
I chased off anyone who has ever loved me.
And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

You know when you get old in life things get taken from you.
That's, that's part of life.
But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff.
You find out that life is just a game of inches.
So is Bloodbowl.
Because in either game, life or Bloodbowl the margin for error is so small.
I mean, one half step too late or to early you don't quite make it.
One half second too slow or too fast and you don't quite catch it.
The inches we need are everywhere around us.
They are in ever break of the game every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch
On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us to pieces for that inch.
We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.
Cause we know when we add up all those inches that's going to make the fucking difference
between WINNING and LOSING
between LIVING and DYING.

I'll tell you this in any fight it is the guy who is willing to die who is going to win that inch.
And I know if I am going to have any life anymore it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch because that is what LIVING is.

Now I can't make you do it.
You gotta look at the guy next to you.
Look into his eyes.
Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.
You are going to see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team
because he knows when it comes down to it, you are gonna do the same thing for him.

That's a team, gentlemen
and either we heal now, as a team, or we will die as individuals.
That's Bloodbowl guys.
That's all it is.
Now, whattaya gonna do?
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jamb Lony
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
2
Phalli En
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
4
Hmmomit Sty
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(130)k
  
5
Nasal Henna
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
6
Shhnit Plopom
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
7
Gadelk Shinny
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Block
   1 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 120k
(143)k
  
8
Germane Souses
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 110k
(130)k
  
9
Ranis Uh
Catcher
9 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
+MA
   1 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 130k
(148)k
  
11
Laden Yanken
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(50)k
  
13
Albacore Grubber
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(50)k
  
16
Nonlinear Hew
Lineman
6 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(50)k
  
11 players  
Coach: jrwanderer Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1110k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (1/0/0) |TD Diff:2 (3 - 1) |Cas Diff:0 (1/1/0 - 2/0/0)
Last Opponent: Alley Gators