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Cooper's Beer Fights Back
Retired [X2] Snotling

Fungus, particularly Yeast, is an integral part of any brew. Handled carefully, it produces excellent lagers, ales, stouts and any number of fancy beers. But mistreated, and the yeast takes on a life of its own.

In the vats of the Cooper's Inn, old Barman Patrician hasn't washed out the kegs. Business is down and the beer stagnates. But yeast is alive and will not be ignored. Bursting from imprisonment, the Cooper's Beers violently took over the pub and there was little Patrician could do. The hulking beer-monsters made themselves at home the pub.

After a while, Patrician realised that the monsters could be put to excellent use, in the Black Rose Tavern Leage.....
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Pale Ale II
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(203)k
  
2
Best Extra Stout
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 100k
(203)k
  
3
Dark Ale II
Snotling Goon
5 1 3 5
Diving Tackle, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(125)k
  
5
Mild Ale
Snotling Goon
5 1 3 5
Diving Tackle, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(125)k
  
6
Coopers 62
Snotling Goon
5 1 3 5
Diving Tackle, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
7
Heritage Lager
Snotling Mob
5 1 3 5
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Thick Skull, Two Heads
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 25k
(150)k
  
8
Extra Strong Vintage Ale
Pump Wagon
4 6 1 8
Ball & Chain, Extra Arms, Nerves Of Steel, Secret Weapon
 -av, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(0)k
  
9
Cerveza
Snotling Mob
5 1 3 5
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Thick Skull, Two Heads
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 25k
(150)k
  
11
IPA
Snotling Mob
5 1 3 5
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Thick Skull, Two Heads
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 25k
(150)k
  
12
Irish Stout
Snotling Mob
5 1 3 5
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Thick Skull, Two Heads
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 25k
(150)k
  
13
Birell
Snotling Mob
5 1 3 5
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Thick Skull, Two Heads
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 25k
(150)k
  
14
Traditional Draught
Snotling Mob
5 1 3 5
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Thick Skull, Two Heads
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 25k
(150)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Patrician Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Snotling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 6  
Team Value: 770k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (0/0/2) |TD Diff:-4 (0 - 4) |Cas Diff:-10 (1/2/0 - 7/3/3)
Last Opponent: Jungle Park