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Ball Redistribution Agency
P [R] Chaos Renegade

These young gentlemen are from the Ball Redistribution Agency. Developed in an attempt to monopolize the ownership and production of official league balls, they were formed from excess bureaucrats from the Agency's parent organization, Goblin Ordinance Offerings National. Provided descriptions of their Agency are evasive and secretive, with the only answers such inscrutable buzzwords such as "cool" and "starry".

What caused these pencil-pushing GOONs to take to the pitch? It's certainly not any talent. Only time will tell what their agency's mysterious goals are.


OOC Note: Out of necessity, I'm adding this note down at the bottom.

This is a gimmick team. It's not optimal by any stretch of the imagination. I woke up one day and said "I wonder how hilarious it would be to have a team where everyone dumps off" and ran with it. It's purely for fun, and to see what happens if everyone on the field has dump off and skills to support it.

That being said, I am no longer accepting challengers who do not play elfy. Sorry. If the majority of your games are 2-0 or 2-1 grinds, you are simply off the list. If your idea of fun is stalling the entirety of the second half while you gangfoul my guys rather than scoring, look elsewhere.

This team is a pushover, and you will guaranteed get more SPPs by playing elfy and scoring than you will by stalling. So don't stall, and don't "act like the raging bulls", as spiro would put it. I can't stop you, but the only one you're really hurting is yourself.

By challenging this team, you admit to having read this bio and understanding that this is a GIMMICK team focused around "Dump-Off". Any challenges to this team that do not include the phrase "Pak Chooie Unf" will be rejected.

Thank you.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Matthew B.
Minotaur
6 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
+MA, Break Tackle
   19 0 0 0 7 3 29/31 200k
(150+50)k
  
2
Hermes Conrad
Renegade Dark Elf Lineman
6 3 4 8
Animosity
   15 4 0 0 0 0 4/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
3
Twotone "Ma Morte Vient" Shoes
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dump-Off
   10 2 0 1 1 1 11/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
4
Ya "Procedure" Po
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Catch, Dump-Off
   19 6 1 0 1 1 16/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
5
"Iron Fist" Shogunate
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Pass
   19 15 2 0 2 2 35/51 110k
(50+60)k
  
6
Magi "The Vampire" Stern
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dump-Off
 -av 16 1 1 0 5 2 24/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
7
"Bloodbot" Furril
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel
   10 2 1 0 4 1 18/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
8
"Rule-Breaker" Tubboy
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel
   19 3 1 0 3 1 17/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
9
Nug Gan "The Calculator"
Renegade Human Lineman
5 3 3 8
Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Pass
 -ma 17 18 1 0 1 3 38/51 110k
(50+60)k
  
10
C.K. "Northman" Noor
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dump-Off
 m 18 5 0 0 2 1 14/16 70k
(0)k
  
11
Ethan "Peppy" Steele
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel
   18 4 0 0 4 3 27/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
12
"The Pro" Vocateur
Renegade Goblin
6 2 3 7
Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Olesh Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Renegade Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 1460k (±480) Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 340k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (2/1/16) |TD Diff:-33 (7 - 40) |Cas Diff:2 (22/8/6 - 18/12/4)
Last Opponent: Internet Arguments Return