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Wasteland Devils
Retired [R] Human

<table width="500"><tr><td>Another prospect walks into the recruitment office. He finds a middle aged disheveled man wearing worn clothes that looked like they were once expensive, sat at a basic wooden table. There is a tankard half full of stale ale alongside an overflowing ashtray, also a feather ink pen, and some yellowish paper with what appears to be a spatter of old blood stains. He reeks of alcohol.

After an awkward few moments, the recruiter coughs and splutters, clearing his throat before spitting on the floor at the younger man's feet. He raises his eye brows and begins to speak - his voice is deep, distinct, beyond husky.

<b>"AWOL? Here's the dotted line pal. No questions asked."</b>

Before the young man can answer, the recruiter raises his finger.

<b>"Or maybe ya got a penchant for pain! Yer in the right place pal."</b>

He pauses, waits for the prospect to try to say something, then interrupts immediately with a wide grin, showing off a couple of golden teeth.

<b>"Whichever pal, redemption or glory awaits!"</b></td></tr></table>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Steve Wilkos
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
2
Johnny Tapia
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
 m 1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(0)k
  
3
Monte
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(0)k
  
4
Babe Ruth
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Bobby Fett
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
6
Jerry Springer
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Fast Jack
Catcher
8 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge
 -av, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(0)k
  
10
Sammy
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Gazza
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Stewie
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Axelrod
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
17
Aaron Darkbone
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
18
Albert Dirtystream
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
19
Howard Weakrock
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
8 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Chainsaw Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 890k (±90) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1130k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (1 - 2) |Cas Diff:2 (2/0/0 - 0/0/0)
Last Opponent: Pleasure Never Dies