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Toronto WAARGHonauts
Skills Pending [L] Orc

Green has returned to Toronto. This time they gathered under the banner of Warchief Wraan "Blitzed." His coaching style is focused mainly on best practices for maiming opponents.

The WAAARGHonaut followers kept amassing until they numbered in the tens of thousands for the beginning of season 4. A few weeks into scheduled practices, one particularly hopeful fan brought a ball for the greenskins work with. The WAAARGHonauts quickly added the ball to their gameplan. Grunts about its potential to improve armor penetration when used like a club on a prone opponent were most frequent.

The WAAARGHonauts showed that they could do one thing well, hit the guy with the ball. The would often continue to hit and boot long after the ball was dropped. They gave up just 20 TD all season with nearly 1/3 of their matches resulting in shut-outs. However they demonstrated an absolute lack of understanding when it came to the ball, scoring just 16 TDs and being shut out 6 times. Their 7-4-6 record earned 1st in the eastern division.

While they continued to be unable to score, the real issue was their failure to do what got them into the playoffs, hitting the ball carrier just once during the 2nd half.

Alix, Anthony K
Awasom, Adrian DE
Barnes, Jason SB
Beiler, Tyler WR
Belli, Adriano DT
Black, Tristan LB
Carter, Jalil DB
Collaros, Zach QB
Durie, Andre SB
Eppele, Joe G
Flemons, Ronald DE
Gagne-Marcoux, Cedric G
Harris, Trevor QB
Horton, Shane LB
Hurst, Quincy WR
Inman, Dontrelle WR
Jackson, Anthony WR
Johnson, Jeff RB
Jones, Andrew G
Kackert, Chad RB
Kouame, Djems WR
Lee, David DE
McCollough, Evan CB
McCune, Robert LB
Payton, Bryan LB
Pottinger, Jason LB
Ray, Ricky QB
Reinders, Joel OL
Rempel, Chad SB
Riggs Jr., Gerald RB
Robinson, Alexander DE
Smith, Wayne T
Spencer, Walter LB
Washington, Tony OL
Waters, Swayze K
Watkins, Patrick CB
Watt, Spencer WR
Younger, Jordan S

Isaac, Brandon LB - Slaaydem Eyeslash (LB)
Horne, Pacino CB ~ Greenfatha Horne (CB)
Black, Matt S ~ Mutt Blakfist (S)
Foley, Ricky DE - Mick Foley (DE)
Pottinger, Jason LB ~ Jaizen Poundinger (LB)
Jones, Kyle LB ~ Kyil Joomies (LB)
Paige-Moss, Donte DE ~ Dunteh Moncher (DE)
Feoli-Gudino, Julian WR ~ Droolin' Fedo-Gudino (WR)
Armstead, Armond DT ~ Mondar Armbreaker (DT)
Huntley, Kevin DT ~ Kahven Elfhunter (DT)
Jackson, Jarious QB ~ Jakrus Rockspitter (QB)
Keeping, Jeff C ~ Juffuh Neekappa (C)
Parenteau, Marc G ~ Marguk Blakentoe (G)
Van Zeyl, Chris T ~ Karrus Van Zeylfchewer (T)

Dixon, Johnnie DB ~ Jawnee Dwarfkicker (DB) - RIP
Ball, Marcus LB ~ Morkus Ballchewer (LB) - RIP
Mann, Maurice WR ~ Margog Mannslayer (WR) - RIP
Rambo, Ken-Yon WR ~ Kenyur Allslayer (WR) - RIP
Owens, Chad SB/KR ~ Chud Oomiebiter (SB) - RIP
Bradwell, Mike WR ~ Spike Badwell (WR) - RIP

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Juffuh Neekappa (C)Troll4518Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Piling On, Grab-av420009648110k (110+60k) 
2Mondar Armbreaker (DT)Black Orc Blocker4428Block, Guard, Mighty Blow-av43020923480k (80+60k) 
3Karrus Van Zeylfchewer (T)Black Orc Blocker4429Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Side Step, Tackle 4500040510580k (80+110k) 
4Marguk Blakentoe (G)Black Orc Blocker4428Side Step, Block-av42020712580k (80+50k) 
5Kahven Elfhunter (DT)Black Orc Blocker4429Side Step, Dodge 44040523280k (80+60k) 
6Greenfatha Horne (CB)Blitzer6349Block, +AG, Mighty Blow 21330212180k (80+60k) 
7Jaizen Poundinger (LB)Blitzer6339Block, Mighty Blow, Tacklem27100912480k (0k) 
8Mutt Blakfist (S)Blitzer7339Block, +MA, Tackle, Mighty Blow 20120955080k (80+70k) 
9Slaaydem Eyeslash (LB)Blitzer6339Block, Mighty Blow 1001001880k (80+20k) 
10Jakrus Rockspitter (QB)Thrower5338Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Dodge, Leader 44650133870k (70+70k) 
11Mick Foley (DE)Lineman5339Block, Guard 20140412650k (50+50k) 
12Dunteh Moncher (DE)Lineman4339Block, Tackle-ma37200221650k (50+40k) 
16Droolin' Fedo-Gudino (WR)Goblin6227Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint, Dirty Player-ag40030032440k (40+50k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: ryanfitz Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 6  
Team Value: 1870k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 850000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1990k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:45 (15/13/17) |TD Diff:-8 (38 - 46) |Cas Diff:67 (85/35/21 - 45/21/8)
Last Opponent: Halifax Hunters[CFFL]