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The Waaagh Shington Prophecy
by Waaaghmaster Kam

Forty-two is the Waaagh, yet the Waaagh is one. Three shall be the Waaagh's number, not two, not four. To three the Waaagh shall count. Yet three shall become four and four shall become more as long as the Waaagh keeps Waaaghing. The Waaagh knows no rule but the following ones:
  • From now on, every single member of the Waaagh shall have a unique portrait.

  • The more blood the Waaagh spills, the larger it gets. For every kill, the Waaagh gains one "a". For every member of the Waaagh killed, the Waaagh loses one "a";

  • (In game) The Waaagh starts with three "a". Every casualty adds one "a" to the Waaagh's battle chant.

  • The Waaagh can't and shall not lose. The Waaagh has one purpose: winning the FUMBBL Cup and claiming the scroll that will raise from the dead the monster, the vampling, the only player able to unforlorn Haflings. And the Waaagh shall succeed.
The Waaagh is bigger than you. The Waaagh is stronger than you. The Waaagh shall prevail.

WAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAGH!



NB: This bio will not display properly with Internet Explorer. I'm tired of spending hours to fix perfectly fine pieces of code for that browser. There are formatting protocols - IE is unable to follow them - so blame Microsoft so-called developers, not me. Or use a browser that is not a nightmare for coders. nothing will change if people keep using that piece of ****.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  49 0 1 0 10 4 43/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  10 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
  45 0 1 0 15 4 53/76 160k
(80+80)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Diving Tackle, Guard
  16 1 5 0 1 1 23/31 130k
(80+50)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
  11 0 3 0 2 1 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle, Pro
  34 0 3 0 20 5 74/76 160k
(80+80)k
 
8
Blitzer
5 4 4 8
Block
+ST, +AG, Sure Hands, Dodge, Tackle, Juggernaut
-ma, -av 68 8 56 1 19 6 Legend
246
260k
(80+180)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Lineman
4 4 3 9
+ST, Block, Tackle, Diving Tackle
-ma 72 1 3 0 19 5 73/76 170k
(50+120)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
15
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
 
12 players  
Coach: Kam Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1840k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 340k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1840k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:73 (42/14/17) |TD Diff:32 (101 - 69) |Cas Diff:27 (107/60/33 - 114/42/17)
Last Opponent: Collective Chaos