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Unlikely Ladz
P [R] Chaos Renegade

Team Bio

On 18th July 2013 the Unlikely To Win Ladz first stepped on to the pitch not fully understanding what they were about to become a part of, in fact it would be fair to say that this was just one of the many things that the Ladz did not understand, it was for this reason that "to win" was removed from their name as there was so much that the Ladz were unlikely to do, for example score, turn up, set up correctly on the pitch or even face the right way . But this did not dampen their spirits all this did was to increase their love of bashing regardless of where the ball was. So it was that the team decided that despite having a perfectly good running game they would instead stand around hitting anyone including each other simply for the joy of it.
Given the already tense nature of the racial hatred within the team this was now a team that turns up purely to see whether they can grind the other team into dust or whether they will stand around scratching their heads wondering why people were hitting them and why the other guy on the team was not breathing anymore and why so many people were running around all the time.
So despite the consistent deaths of their players and a complete lack of talent the Ladz continue to turn up and so do the fanz baying for blood whether it be their team or the opposition they really just want people to hurt real bad.

Contrary to this no one was more surprised than coach Mickey Da Snivler when a glorious cup run saw them win the 'FUMBBL Minors 1500TW IV-1' after defeating the following teams on the way:
Slayern Munchkin [R]
Be You Angels
14th Bonehunters
Da Conquerors .
every match was 2-1 and victory was sweet if not necessarily deserved but in true Ladz style they followed up their cup win with a match that saw half there best players die or retire.
The Ladz, love 'em or hate 'em they're never dull.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Juggernaut, Guard
  14 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 150k
(110+40)k
 
2
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 140k
(140+0)k
 
3
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   14 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
4
Minotaur
5 6 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Juggernaut, +ST, Break Tackle
  23 0 0 0 11 2 32/51 240k
(150+90)k
 
5
Renegade Goblin
7 2 3 7
Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, Two Heads, Extra Arms
  22 0 9 0 0 2 37/51 110k
(40+70)k
 
6
Mug
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  15 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
7
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, +AG, Claw, Dodge, Mighty Blow
  53 10 4 0 13 8 88/176 180k
(50+130)k
 
8
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   16 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
9
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
  16 0 1 0 4 2 21/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
10
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
12
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle, Guard
  23 0 1 0 1 5 30/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
13
Renegade Skaven Lineman
7 3 4 7
Animosity
Extra Arms, Horns, Block, Claw, +AG
  45 11 14 0 8 5 94/176 170k
(50+120)k
 
13 players  
Coach: mike467 Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Renegade Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1740k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1740k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:55 (20/6/29) |TD Diff:-28 (49 - 77) |Cas Diff:11 (77/35/16 - 79/28/10)
Last Opponent: Gorgeous Gunk Tanks