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Headed For The Hospital
Retired [R] Elven Union

Guys who went to the hospital
Barry Fieldborn - a player from the starting roster. We'll miss him

Ace Bonanza - member from the starting roster and first captain of the team. After retirement he started a Elfburger chain

Norbert McFumble - a good player killed in a stupid ridiculous game. He would have deserved a better career

Warren Greasepuddle - he sacrificed his life for a greater good

Jason Chips - he had great expectations about his future. He was wrong

Leobald Chitterchat - we blame the apothecary for that

Uto Brightmoon - somebody has to delete his Elfbook profile now

Wobby Brows - loving father, dear husband and great drug dealer

Hugh Bug - now he regrets he never subscribed for injury insurance

Fungus Preep - a lino's life is never easy, seldom long

Lolly Pop - he didn't even like this game

Saggy Belafonte - 19 games and only 5 SPP. He was obviously no good

Dartmond Drooldaisy - his girlfriend is already going out with someone else

Tuddley Tuddlestool - he insisted in wanting to play. What else could we do?

Puddy Pog - nobody is going to miss him

Chipper Chops - now he will start to study to become an apothecary

Robby Bolts - he's been in the team for long time. Maybe he will become assistant coach

Geppard Gits - he snored really bad at night. Everyone's glad he's dead

Chappy Wolks - he died in first turn. He missed the rest of a great game

Shifty Shaggs - the apo was acctually laughing at his death

Bribber Spriffs - it was his birthday

Linland Fripfrapple - one moment before being killed he was still alive




Guys we sent to the hospital
Evgeny Irontooth - from the pitch to the morgue in only 16 turns

"Beast-Mode" Boris - not so fast anymore, but he got a nice pair of crutches

Bolrrond Sagehollow - they won, but he wasn't so happy

Postre - his famous last words were "Please, don't hurt me!"

Chupacabras - got 6 SPP and died in the same game. Wonder what skill he rolled in the grave

Petite Jean comme vous et moi - long name, short life

Mr. Sign - doctors said he can still play BB, after all

Curly - that's what you get when you put your horns in the wrong place

Sonia - so many times her parents told her to go back to college and get a proper job

Nightbird "Warpstone fling" - he could play with Snotlings, maybe

Lilian Llobregat - now teach the angels how to clean a kitchen

lissli - tripped on a banana peel and got his skull gracefully smashed

The Amazing Dan - he was amazed to be still alive after that beating

DP Zombie - you only live twice

Truckerpunk "Blackle is Black" - he was so small we kept tripping over him

Lee Byrne - can't say we are sorry about that


Facts
First defeat

The vampire team Transilvanian Style retired after suffering a big beating against Headed For The Hospital

Headed For The Hospital managed to get the tie in this game fielding only 4 players against 11 opponents

Their longest undefeated strike lasted 5 games

Without fear of massive clawpomber spread Headed For The Hospital faced the Nurgle team Aestus in Lectulo, teaching them how elfball works and gaining one of their greatest victories
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
3
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Diving Tackle, Strip Ball, Wrestle
  42 3 7 1 9 5 69/ 190k
(110+80)k
 
4
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Block
  16 5 3 0 1 0 16/ 140k
(100+40)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 7   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
7
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Dodge
  8 4 1 0 0 1 12/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Mighty Blow, Block, Tackle
  48 1 0 0 12 5 50/ 130k
(60+70)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
  15 0 1 0 2 2 17/ 100k
(60+40)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
8 players  
Coach: Crook666 Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1280k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 270k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1280k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:49 (17/9/23) |TD Diff:-6 (64 - 70) |Cas Diff:-30 (60/24/8 - 66/39/17)
Last Opponent: Ammo Zone