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Brothers In ARRms
P [B] Halfling
Head Coach: Kurl Kranzky
Assistant Coaches: [Taking applicants on a pro bone-o basis]
Cheerleading Squad: The Crispy Piglets

Highest Fan Factor: 4 (8th match)
Highest Gate: 27k (12th match)

2017: XFL XI Halfling (TD: Cloggy)
2019: XFL XIII Halfling (TD: Bazakastine)

- Famously known coach for his autobiographical account of "How I Did Half-a-Million Weiners (and Got Paid for It!)"

- Proud members of the esteemed 2,000 KLUB since the team's inception. *CURRENTLY ON HIATUS*

- Sponsored by the aristocratic Rapkit Rafkin, owner of "mmmmm bacon". A company specializing in the manufacture of pork tasting substitute meat products. The team played their first two matches with a team name that was a namesake to Rapkit before commerce restrictions forced the name change.

- Joined the ARR foundation early 2515 after being visited by the prophet Measly Shrewd and instructed to embark upon the path of righteousness.

- Retired 2 of the first 5 teams they played against (dwarf & dark elf).

- The source of their luck is rumoured to be from the specially prepared pre-match pulled pork.

[New Recruits]
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THEME MUSIC: BUTCHER BABIES - They're Coming To Take Me Away
TEAM UNIFORM: Their vest is red with white stripes and white sleeves, worn with long black pants.

© 2514 - 2517 Spirituakill Inc. Brothers In ARRms® is a registered trademark of Spirituakill Inc. All spite's reserved.
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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Jerri MadpariahTreeman26110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Blockn140007014120k (120+30k) 
2 Jeb BrownleafTreeman26110Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Grab, Guard 1500011022120k (120+40k) 
3 Mac GreengroveHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step 15020232530k (30+50k) 
4 Friki FunguscoveHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 500010230k (30+0k) 
5 Sammy SkilletsHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000030k (30+0k) 
7 Lance LostHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1300001530k (30+0k) 
8 Dweeber BunHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Mighty Blow, +MA-ma12010321930k (30+60k) 
9 Ruth TysonHalfling Hopeful5235Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player-av, m1502010830k (0k) 
10 Freddie FruitmeatHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet 1000011730k (30+20k) 
11 Bill BoffHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle 14020253530k (30+70k) 
12 Mikael LawlessHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch 15020111330k (30+20k) 
13 Callad CottontonHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 701000330k (30+0k) 
14 Dave CunnylessHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1500010230k (30+0k) 
16 Meteor ToocrayHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1400010230k (30+0k) 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: paradocks Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 4  
Team Value: 1250k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1310k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (5/0/10) |TD Diff:-8 (12 - 20) |Cas Diff:-11 (25/7/6 - 31/13/5)
Last Opponent: Street Flings