These ominous words were etched into the store doorway of the crypt, a vault recently uncovered in the desert by a combination of shifting sand dunes and a sharp-eyed caravan scout.

On the plus side, the crypt had remained hidden for ages, meaning all that was inside remained undisturbed for thousands of years. The seals on the door were intact, the stone of the structure was sound, and the hieroglyphics carved into the entryway hinted at riches beyond compare just past the door.

On the minus side, the crypt was discovered by goblins. Five explosions and a crapload of ancient curses later, the no-longer-entombed Pharaohs and their skeleton armies once again roamed the desert wastes... and it was merely a matter of time before they found their way to a Blood Bowl arena.