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All The Meat And No Potatoes
Roster [X] Orc

Third match - 29% luck... Less would have been criminal. Spasti the Trower is unable to pick up or even pass the ball. FF decreases.
4th game: My opponent rolls POWs in a row (even with one dice);I do skulls. But I did win.
5th game: Every time an Orc tries to sprint, dodge or pass, I roll a One. Troll and BOBs are knocked out; they ´ve just AV9, so I don´t wonder. Winner but FF decreases.
6th game: Every time my opponent blocks with one dice - POW. And with more luck than me he did win 1:0. FF decreases another time.
8th game: Because of rain my orcs are unable to pick up the ball two squares in front of the TD line. Spasti gets his last chance after this game.
9th game, first turn: BoB killed by fouling opponent player and inhability of the apo.
10th game: Unable to dodge (one time), pass or sprint. My opponent fits nearly everything. One after one on my side.
11th game: Best Blitzer killed by crowd in 2nd turn. Lost game because of incredible luck on the other side at last turn.
12th game: EVERYTHING fails; It´s impossible to roll even ONE POW in the WHOLE FUC*ING match. Worse game ever.
13th game: Mickey Finn on Apo; he misses. Troll knocked out in first move. Best Blitzer killed in 4th turn of the first half.
17th game: Another bad joke. My opponent rolls just POWs. I just 1ones and other fucking stuff.
18th game: Like the 17th. Just POWs against me. Skulls on my side.
19th game: POW-POW-POW. But -you got it- just on my opponent´s side. Orcs are STUNNED after nearly every block. Worse than a very bad joke. Even Superman would have lost this game.
20th game: Lost because of really stupid Troll - and a Gobbo, thrown in the last turn in the second half.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ohmmm?
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block
   18 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 130k
(105)k
  
2
Krachkaz
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   23 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80)k
  
3
Pompaz
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Guard
   23 0 0 0 6 4 32/51 140k
(143)k
  
4
Totte
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Guard
   23 0 2 0 3 2 22/31 120k
(133)k
  
5
Loser
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   8 1 0 0 2 1 10/16 100k
(115)k
  
6
Spasti
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Block, Dump Off
   23 26 1 0 1 2 41/51 130k
(150)k
  
7
Gammlarz
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dodge, Block
 n 23 0 2 0 1 2 18/31 100k
(92)k
  
8
Stolpa
Lineman
5 4 3 9
+ST, Block
   22 0 1 1 3 3 26/31 120k
(138)k
  
9
Greeny
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
10
Umpatz
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   23 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 70k
(70)k
  
11
Gnarz
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Guard
   22 1 3 0 3 1 21/31 120k
(133)k
  
12
Zackzack
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   7 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 100k
(115)k
  
13
Marcaz
Lineman
5 4 3 9
+ST, Block
   22 0 3 0 2 1 18/31 120k
(138)k
  
14
Mumpf
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
  
15
Tramparz
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   17 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Smoochy Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1930k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (7/5/11) |TD Diff:-11 (22 - 33) |Cas Diff:5 (14/15/6 - 18/7/5)
Last Opponent: Slimy Stuff