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Natural Hazzards
Retired [X] Wood Elf

Well, it was fun while it lasted, but after 40 games I'm afraid the Natural Hazzards are going to hang up their cleats and go back to nature to live out their existence peacefully (or not, as their natures dictate). Injuries were part of the decision, as was insanely bad luck the last few games. But I think largely it's from a perspective of enjoyment--I just don't enjoy playing them anymore. Every game the last 20 I've been undermanned to begin the game, and almost invariably it got worse. Sure, I've won a game here or there, but the fans have left at ridiculous rates, never to return, meaning it's near impossible to replace players fast enough to keep up with losses. There's only so many times you can set up 4 players on the pitch against 11 before you say enough already, let me start over with a fresh team. So while I'll be saying goodbye to some memorable characters--my first ever player with a stat of 5 or better (agi 6 lets you do some amazing things), Tornado (without me even realizing it, he's become #3 on the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=stats&op=top10&status=0&division=0&race=15&position=2691&prev=0-15">all-time top 10 list</a> for most cas by a woodelf thrower, #1 of active woodelf throwers), and all the rest. Rest easy, boys, and recover, because you never know when I might call again upon the power of nature to overtake the Bloodbowl pitch...

Still in contract negotiations:

Riptide (Lineman)
Sandstorm (Catcher)
Tsunami (Lineman)
Frost II (Lineman)
Sunstroke (Lineman)

Team records:

Biggest win: 6-1
Worst loss: 0-3
Highest scoring game: 4-4
Most cas caused: 1/2/1, 2/2/0
Most cas suffered: 3/2/2
Largest gate: 82k


Team Roster (including retired/dead if star or above)

Legends:
Mega-stars:
Super-stars: Tornado
Stars: Thunder, Hurricane (RIP), Frost (ret)
Emerging stars: Lightning, Flashfire, Mudslide, Blizzard, Earthquake
Veterans: Typhoon, Whirlpool
Experienced: Avalanche
Rookies: Hurricane


(Note to self: Future shopping list: Catcher #3/#4, RR #5, Replacement Thrower, Replacement Lineelves)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Avalanche II
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block
   6 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 140k
(111)k
  
2
Typhoon II
Wardancer
8 4 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Jump Up, +ST
   9 5 4 0 2 0 21/ 200k
(233)k
  
3
Hurricane II
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(150)k
  
4
Tornado
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands, Strong Arm, Accurate, Block, Dodge
 n 39 45 2 0 6 4 83/ 200k
(169)k
  
5
Lightning
Catcher
10 2 4 6
Catch, Dodge
Diving Tackle, +MA, Sprint
 -av 25 12 10 0 1 0 44/ 160k
(195)k
  
6
Flashfire III
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Nerves of Steel
   12 9 9 0 0 2 46/ 160k
(178)k
  
7
Thunder
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Tackle, Dodge, Strip Ball
   38 15 5 0 9 5 73/ 150k
(160)k
  
12
Mudslide II
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, +ST
 -st, n 23 11 2 0 0 3 32/ 160k
(106)k
  
13
Whirlpool II
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Guard, +MA
 -ma, m 5 2 6 0 0 1 25/ 130k
(0)k
  
14
Earthquake II
Lineman
7 3 6 7
Block, +AG, +AG
 m 16 13 3 0 2 2 36/ 170k
(0)k
  
8 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: AFK_Eagle Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1610k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:40 (14/8/18) |TD Diff:5 (92 - 87) |Cas Diff:-10 (26/26/9 - 42/19/10)
Last Opponent: Charlie's Bandits