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Roster [B] Orc

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
...And Your Father Smelled of Elderberries
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
2
Fart in Your General Direction
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
3
Taunt You A Second Time
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
4
Food Trough Wiper
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow
   1 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
5
Bowels Unplugged
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Kneecaps Broken
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
7
Heart Torn Out
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
8
Four Score Blondes and Brunettes
Lineman
5 3 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Too Perilous
Lineman
5 3 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
A Little Bit of Peril
Lineman
5 3 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Nostrils Raped
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
11 players  
Coach: AfghanistanBananastand Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 1050k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (1/0/0) |TD Diff:2 (2 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (0/1/0 - 1/0/0)
Last Opponent: packaged bacon