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Groovy Grass Blowers V
Roster [R] Halfling

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* Love the right stuff!!! *
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After almost 5 years of abscense... A new "Groovy Grass Blowers"-team was founded in fumbbl under the CRP-Rules. After running rampant in the NAF tournament scene... we finally got back to cyberspace.


*** Founding Fathers ***

01. Silent Tree (12 Games - 13 SPP) - Status: Retired, Damadged Back (NI)
02. Stoned Branch (13 Games - 12 SPP) - Status: R.I.P.
03. Happy Dude (72 Games - 63 SPP) - Status: Retired, Smashed Ankle (-Ma)
04. Hippy Dude (10 Games - 5 SPP) - Status: Retired, Smashed Ankle (-Ma)
05. Woopie Dude (17 Games - 16 SPP) - Status: R.I.P.
06. Flower Dude (12 Games - 21 SPP) - Status: R.I.P.
07. Sparkle Dude (23 Games - 14 SPP) - Status: R.I.P.
08. Jumpy Dude (13 Games - 29 SPP) - Status: Retired, Smashed Hip (-Ma)
09. Smokey Dude (13 Games - 13 SPP) - Status: Retired, Smashed Hip (-Ma)
10. High Dude (16 Games - 11 SPP) - Status: R.I.P
11. Fly Dude (2 Games - 7 SPP) - Status: R.I.P. (Never got his first skill)
12. Cool Dude (4 Games - 0 SPP) - Status: R.I.P.
13. Crashy Dude (19 Games - 6 SPP) - Status: Retired, Smashed Collarbone (-St)
14. Crazy Dude (19 Games - 14 SPP) - Status: Retired, Smashed Ankle (-Ma)


*** Honorable Mentions - Concering the Founding Fathers ***

* Happy Dude: Who retired after 72 Games!!! And actually ended up to get older then the total games of both first Treemen, started up a Brownie Franchise. The strange side effects of the Brownie Dough however, made him a wanted man by the Imperial Witch Hunters and forced him to go underground. He is currently residing with some Slaanesh sympathisers who seem to love the Magic Brownie Recipe. Happy Dude is pretty happy, baking his favourite cookies and making other people smile.

* Fly Dude: First Halfling that died on the team... In the second game he was one of the first halflings that earned enough SPP to get a Skill. And died before he ever got it. Also the first halfling on the Team that made a TD, and first halfling that made a personal second TD. He died by tripping and falling on his face, going for that extra square. (game 1 and 2)

* Flower Dude: First halfling to receive the MVP and reached up to +6SPP. He and Fly Dude were the once that were going to get the first skills, but Flower Dude actually lived long enough to receive it. He rolled a double, became the star of the team, and died 10 games later.

* Crashy Dude lost his strength due to a "Smashed Collarbone", and is currently trying to get into the Snotling Arm-wrestling League.

* Silent Tree got a Damadged Back and is currently living a silent life, staked and rooted in the Athelorn Forest.

* 6 of the Founding Flings died, one treeman folowed their example.

* 5 of the Founding Flings got permanently crippled, becoming a lot slower. Four of them are currently applying for a Dworf Team. Thinking that their experience and movement will able them to keep up with their cage-tactics.


General Mention: Due to the fuzzy nature of the head coach state of mind... a lot of flings got the wrong number when being named. We are currently working on fixing the number and keeping the count accurate. Therefore the "Next up" in the bottom is a reminder of the nickname the next fling will get when joining the team. Wearing their names proud, and by some coaches jokingly being called "The Dude Squad". However figuring out the correct number wasn't always so easy, and we started to make up the family tree after game 100. We found out that the most fuzzy numbering was done with "High Dude" (ironic). We also found out we hired some Flings that didn't wore the "Groovy Grass Blowers" colours in any actual match, but were still payed and retired... probably leeching off our good Halfling Pipe Leafs.

Strange team members that sneaked out before any game:

High Dude
High Dude IV
Cheery Dude III
Funky Dude III
... All played 0 Games and have 0 SPP



Next Up:


01. Silent Tree X
02. Stoned Branch VII
03. Happy Dude IX
04. High Dude XV
05. Flower Dude X
06. Fly Dude XV
07. Smokey Dude XV
08. Crazy Dude IX
09. Hippy Dude IX
10. Cheery Dude VI
11. Funky Dude XI
12. Sparkle Dude XIV
13. Woopi Dude VI
14. Jumpy Dude X
15. Crashy Dude VIII
16. Cool Dude VII


Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard
  6 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 140k
(120+20)k
 
2
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard
  6 0 0 0 5 0 10/16 140k
(120+20)k
 
3
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  18 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 50k
(30+20)k
 
4
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
m 40 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 50k
(0)k
 
5
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
6
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
7
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  7 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 50k
(30+20)k
 
8
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
  12 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 70k
(30+40)k
 
9
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
  12 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(30+30)k
 
10
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Side Step, Sure Feet, +AV
  63 0 5 0 8 6 61/76 130k
(30+100)k
 
11
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
12
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
14
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle, Sure Feet, Side Step
  37 1 1 0 6 3 31/51 100k
(30+70)k
 
15
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
16
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: kw├Ęk Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1220k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1270k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:131 (58/23/50) |TD Diff:6 (153 - 147) |Cas Diff:-213 (139/74/32 - 315/103/40)
Last Opponent: Atbestjaetter