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Turtles All the Way Down
Retired [B] Underworld Denizens

A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.

At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room rose up and said: “What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.”

The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, “What is the tortoise standing on?”

“You’re very clever, young man, very clever,” said the old lady. “But it’s turtles all the way down!”

-Steven Hawking, A Brief History of Time
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Johann Gottlieb Fichte
Underworld Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Claw
   4 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
2
David Hume
Skaven Thrower
7 3 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
3
Bertrand Russell
Skaven Thrower
7 3 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   4 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
4
Joseph Frederick Berg
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
Mighty Blow, Claw
 m 4 0 1 0 6 1 20/ 130k
(0)k
  
5
William James
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
Mighty Blow
   4 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
6
Emanual de Veiga
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Henry David Thoreau
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Red Ear Slider
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Yellow Bellied
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Matamata
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Pink Belly Sideneck
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Diamondback Terrapin
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Box
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Musk
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: fidius Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Underworld Denizens Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1080k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (1/3/0) |TD Diff:1 (5 - 4) |Cas Diff:8 (9/4/1 - 3/3/0)
Last Opponent: Silver Peacocks