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Do You Even LIFT, Bro
Roster [R] Ogre
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For Bro's that Lift, Heavy Lifting is now open!

Are your players weak?
Do they struggle to bench a snotling?
Need heavy objects for your players to lift?

Then look no further, the Ogres of Do you Even lift Bro? have joined forces with ReBlock to open a state of the art gym consisting of heavy objects and spiked boots for your players to train in.

Reblock putting the POW into blocks!




Current Staff






Fumbbl Ogre Record Holders


War is the All time #1 Star Player, #1 Most Casualties, #1 Most Blocks, #1 Most Games Played, and #8 Most MVPs


Eastwood is the All time #2 Star Player, #3 Most Casualties, #3 Games Played, #3 Most Blocks, #5 MVPs


Dirty Harry is the All time #2 Games Played, #2 Most Blocks, #2 MVPs, #4 Star Player, #4 Most Casualties


Lil Bear is the #5 Top Passer on and Ogre team and the #4 top passing Ogre. He also has #6 most MVPs and is #9 for Games Played.


The SwisArmySnot is the #1 Scoring Runt and the #4 Scorer on an Ogre team. He is the #1 Runt Star, #5 Most Games Played, and #5 Most Yards Rushing.

Other Ogre Legend and Super Star Snots







Badges Earned:



Ogre Badges



The Bros that Lift have earned the Big and Brawny badge 10 times in their history although several of these are rolling on from the previous accomplishment:
Games 178 to 188, 470 to 480, 471 to 481, 544 to 554, 545 to 555, 546 to 556, 640 to 650, 641 to 651, 642 to 652, 643 to 653.

The closed shop badge started with Game 1 vs. Mulots des villes. [url=https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3893936]https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3893936
Game 8 and Punch (+st block frenzy break tackling juggernaut of destruction) gets killed by a chainsaw playing down 500TV yay! gogogo Nuffle you sopping wet turdburgling piece of poo stuck to the rim of a toilet. [url=https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3894404]https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3894404
Game 15 and Dragon gets a serious concussion (-1AV) when I get diced in this game: [url=https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3894587]https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3894587
Game 25 and a close loss against some wood elves who are playing massively up in TV.
25/25

Thus far the Supernova badge has been earned for killing 13 different star players.




Star Players Slain:




Tournaments and Notable Games

XFL XI (2017) Ogre XFL and the Bro's that lift crash and I mean CRASH out in a horrible match vs. Doofr's ogres the Mighty Calins: [url=https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3898106]https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3898106

XFL XII (2018) Ogre XFL the Bro's make it to the 2nd round but lose out to the final winners

Its a shame I had high hopes for these ogres in that tournament.

Played a disastrous game here: [url=https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3992241]https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3992241 lost my best player in the 2nd turn to a non mighty blow block and the rest of the game followed suit. Probably cause I had such good dice the previous game. Cause you know dice averages and stuff... Shitty RNG :-(

The game is notable for another point. After the game the healthy legend ogre Lil'Bear was sacked for not having block or juggernaut. So was Battlelore 2018, no doubles in 4 rolls and a weak team means he cannot be carried anymore. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST baby.

The TV was trimmed even further with the sacking of Asteflix (niggled leader snot) and rolls1 (diving tackler)

Steroids have been brought, training plans updated to include HIIT and the team is heading to the gym and training pitch to work hard. There will be no play until the team is good enough.





Modified from NSL template by Balle2000.
Credit to Kondor for the Updated bio Team Logo. Thank-you very much.



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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Mister Lone StarOgre5629Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Piling On, Block, Guard, +ST, Break Tackle 500103911136140k (140+140k) 
2Ben AwesomeOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm 120004218140k (140+40k) 
3Douglas BulldogOgre5539Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, +AG, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Strong Arm, Block, Guard 9225210389209140k (140+150k) 
4Leah ParaleOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate 3000102140k (140+0k) 
5PuntRunt Punter5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Kick Team-Mate, Leader, Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm 530003112122150k (150+110k) 
6SonjaOgre6539Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard, Tackle, +MA, +AG 3401024681140k (140+150k) 
7Kevin NuckleGnoblar5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 400001520k (20+0k) 
8 Richard WeakboneGnoblar5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git 1501001820k (20+20k) 
9Mila PuckGnoblar5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 1000000020k (20+0k) 
10Santiago TomodrinGnoblar5145Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +AG 3001001820k (20+40k) 
11Gracie VicariGnoblar5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 600000020k (20+0k) 
12SpotGnoblar5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch, Diving Catch, Sprint-st, -st70190124020k (20+60k) 
13Juan AurionGnoblar5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 700000020k (20+0k) 
14Rose ReverGnoblar5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 3200000020k (20+0k) 
15Gage EdraGnoblar5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 200000020k (20+0k) 
16Garrett SermakGnoblar5135Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable 200000020k (20+0k) 
16 players  
Coach: ben_awesome Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 6  
Team Value: 1970k / 2170k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 1970k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:889 (111/125/653) |TD Diff:-1241 (599 - 1840) |Cas Diff:-675 (1730/849/358 - 2461/802/349)
Last Opponent: LipTiz