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Middenheim Sewer Jacks
Retired [B] Human

Middenheim Sewer Jacks

The Sewer Jacks are a specialised force, under the command of the City Watch, whose purpose is to keep the sewer system and the Undercity secure. A certain amount of courage is required to police the fetid tunnels beneath Middenheim, but the Sewer Jacks are less choosy in their recruiting policy than the other armed forces—partly because there is nearly always a shortage of volunteers for this dangerous and unpleasant duty.

The sewers are no longer the dangerous place they once were, with most miscreants found in the crowd at Blood Bowl games rather than sneaking around in the sewer systems of the major cities. This has left many Sewer Jacks out of work. Thus a number of Sewer Jacks have decided to take to the Blood Bowl field. After all, where else could they use their specialist skills. The Blood Bowl pitch also gives them a shot at 'Sewer Scum'....

Sewer Scum

Despite now plying their trade on the pitch, rather than in the sewer, the Sewer Jacks hold firm to their hatred of all Skaven and Goblins, the most common critters found in the sewers.

Record against Skaven: 0/0/1
Record against Underworld: 0/0/0
Record against Goblins: 0/0/0

Skaven and Goblins slain or maimed:
- squeak formally of ratcatched

Awards and Badges
Winners of the Royal Rookie Rumble CCCLXXXVII

Special Moments
'I think i play against the less smart coach of all fumbbl.'

Got very lucky in the RRR final.


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 2 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
-ag, m 9 0 0 0 7 2 24/ 130k
(0)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
m 9 0 2 0 2 0 10/ 110k
(0)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  9 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge, Guard
  9 0 1 0 4 3 26/ 140k
(90+50)k
 
5
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Kick
  8 5 3 0 1 0 16/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
6
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step
  9 1 4 0 2 0 17/ 100k
(60+40)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 8   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 8   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
  9 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
  8 0 0 1 1 1 9/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
16
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
  3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 140k
(140+0)k
 
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Wozzaa Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1260k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (5/2/2) |TD Diff:4 (12 - 8) |Cas Diff:12 (10/8/2 - 4/4/0)
Last Opponent: Shrooming Beasts