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Spitepak Mycologists
Retired [L] Night Goblin (BIBBL)

Mushroom Facts
Mushrooms are comprised of 85-95% water.

And are better at playing blood bowl than the Tsunami Terrors.
Mushroom Facts
Mushrooms have their own immune system.

Which makes them more developed than half the teams in BIBBL.
Mushroom Facts
Mushrooms are more closely related in DNA to humans than to plants.

We haven't researched what happens when you grind up and ingest a human but I can guess that's some potent s***.
Mushroom Facts
Like skin, mushrooms can produce vitamin D by being exposed to sunlight. In fact, exposing a freshly cut shiitake mushroom, gills up, to the sun for eight hours can increase its vitamin D content by as much as 4,600 times!

Likewise, exposing a freshly cut up human to the sun for 8 hours can increase the amount of trolls in the area by as much as 4,600 times!
Mushroom Facts
There are approximately 70 miles of mycelium (the root of the mushroom) in one square inch of colonized organic matter, such as a decomposing tree trunk. Much like the Spitepak Mycologists fans, not always visible but always there in volume.
Mushroom Facts
The Honey Mushroom (Armillaria ostoyae) is the world’s largest known organism. This massive organism covers 2,384 acres (nearly four square miles) of soil in Amorica's Blue Mountains. The fungus is estimated to be 2,400 years old but could be as ancient as 8,650 years. Think how many edition changes it's seen...
Mushroom Facts
Mycelium can use toxic substances such as oil and e coli bacteria as a food source. Jury is still out if it can handle a high TV nurgle team, that's pretty damn toxic.
Mushroom Facts
The Mycena family of fungus contains more than 70 species of mushrooms that glow in the dark. These mushrooms produce light by a chemical reaction called bioluminescence. In the past, people illuminated their way through the woods using these glowing pieces of fungus-colonized wood. Now we use them to illuminate the Mycologists stadium to allow for night games.
Mushroom Facts
In the Amazon Rainforest, mushrooms release spores high into the air, creating the surface for water to condense, thus triggering rain. A feedback loop is created as the rain promotes more fungal growth.

On the blood bowl pitch, trolls release high goblins into the air, creating an opportunity for touchdowns. Sometimes the troll is hungry, in which case a feeding loop is created when more and more goblins are fed to the troll
Mushroom Facts
Over 80 percent of all terrestrial plants have a mycorrhizal relationship with a fungal species. The roots of the plants have a symbiotic relationship with the underground mycelium. Mycelium nourishes the plant’s roots, and in turn, the plant transfers nutrients to the mycelium.

Over 80 percent of BIBBL teams have at least 1 player who is sourcing their "nutritional supplements" from stock grown by the Mycologists.
Mushroom Facts
Fungi use antibiotics to fend off other microorganisms that compete with them for food. The Mycologists would like to try this approach, sadly fend is a double.
Mushroom Facts
The antibiotic penicillin was derived from the fungal species Penicillium.

The hallucinogenic compound of Madcap Mushrooms has been responsible for multiple discoveries going undiscovered.
Mushroom Facts
Centigor on toast is a perfect compliment to Penny Bun mushrooms

And goes well with a nice bit of red

on the pitch
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gullck Pitt
Troll
4 5 1+ - 8+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm
 -av, m 16 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 150k
(0)k
  
2
Snagfoot Withering
Madcap Mushroom Addict 1
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dauntless, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Right Stuff, Stunty
Guard, Block, Tackle
   16 0 2 0 12 1 35/ 140k
(60+80)k
  
3
Bucktooth Willdenow
Madcap Mushroom Addict 2
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dauntless, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Right Stuff, Stunty
Guard
   15 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
4
Müggenburg
Fanatic
4 7 1+ - 7+
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
+MA, Mighty Blow
   15 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 120k
(70+50)k
  
5
Spinball Donk
Fanatic
3 7 1+ - 7+
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
Block
 m 14 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 100k
(0)k
  
6
Fasta Plowright
Squig Hopper
7 5 3+ - 8+
Blood Lust, Claw, Leap, Very Long Legs
+ST, Mighty Blow, +MA
   15 0 1 0 5 4 33/ 200k
(100+100)k
  
7
Fartooth Lunchpail
Netter
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Archibald Sopp
Night Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   16 0 4 0 1 1 19/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
9
Urinal Bizkits
Netter
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   6 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Gluetight Petch
Night Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   15 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Ennui Leppik
Night Goblin
6 2 3+ - 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
 -av, m 16 1 3 0 1 1 17/ 80k
(0)k
  
12
Wevrind Snell
Night Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   16 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Baksqueek Hopper
Squig Hopper
6 4 3+ - 8+
Blood Lust, Claw, Leap, Very Long Legs
Mighty Blow, Dodge
   9 0 0 0 2 3 19/ 140k
(100+40)k
  
14
Groksnag Gobbledown
Night Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Ketya Zablocka
Night Goblin
6 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   16 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Doug Smallcar
Night Goblin
5 2 3+ - 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma, m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
12 players (+4 players missing next game)
Coach: jdm Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Night Goblin (BIBBL) Dedicated Fans: 6  
Current Team Value: 1430k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1800k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (6/1/9) |TD Diff:-4 (18 - 22) |Cas Diff:-19 (22/8/3 - 37/11/4)
Last Opponent: Cripple Peak Warpgrinders