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Lenny the Loon and Billy the Bully leave the meeting through a back door. "So, wadda yu think Billy?" says Lenny. "I think you wanna watch yer mouth." Says "The Bully", dragging his twisted and disfigured leg along the floor trying to keep up with the boxer. "That new guy really got up my nose. Just 'cause he's been making moves on the Godfather's second cousin's sister-in-law's niece, he thinks he's gonna get treated special like." "Whadda you say, I can't hear you back there" shouts Lenny. "I says, for you to stop runnin' ahead and come back here to give me a hand." Shouts back Billy. "It aint easy draggin this leg round, 'specially as I got the bullion stashed in my trousers." "So where we goin then Bully? Chicago, the Big Apple or maybe even San Francisco. I like San Francisco, the clubs, the booze, the broads and there's always the earthquakes. Sorry, I forgot, you have enough trouble gettin round without the ground movin as well...." "Shud up, or I'll keep all the bullion myself. We ain't goin' to any of dose places. I overheard the Godfather tellin some new guy that if he dus alright in Hick Town then he's to go to Cripple's Bend to do sum business. So that's where we're goin and set up a little welcomin committee. I'm gonna show the Godfather that this new guy is just a two bit punk." "I've heard'a Cripple's Bend. Isn' it some real miserable place, cold, damp and fulla real strange people. Come to think of it Billy, you're gonna fit in real well there.... Ouch! There's no call to kick me like that, that bullion's hard..." Successful Mafia Hits: Meany the third - Goblin - 6 Games - 6 SPP - Diving Tackle Mini - Hobgoblin - 6 Games - 0 SPP - No Skills Gangsters Killed By Riots: - Suicidal Mobsters: - Out of 24 casualties made by the team, only 3 have been RIP. Which is 12%. Out of 22 casualties received by the team, 6 have been RIP. Which is 27%. The average should be 1/6 or 17%. CONSPIRACY! |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard |
22 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 18/31 | 140k
(143)k |
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| 2 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 4 | 9 | +AG |
10 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10/16 | 140k
(140)k |
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| 3 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Guard |
20 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 21/31 | 100k
(123)k |
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| 4 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Guard, Kick |
20 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 31/51 | 120k
(140)k |
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| 5 |
Beastman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns +MA, Very Long Legs, Dodge, +MA |
22 | 1 | 14 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 52/76 | 180k
(175)k |
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| 6 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block |
17 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8/16 | 80k
(85)k |
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| 7 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Guard |
21 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 23/31 | 100k
(123)k |
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| 8 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block |
22 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 13/16 | 80k
(85)k |
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| 9 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard, Claw |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 37/51 | 170k
(160)k |
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| 10 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Guard |
22 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 19/31 | 100k
(123)k |
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| 11 |
Beastman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns +MA, Block |
22 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 23/31 | 110k
(130)k |
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| 12 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 100k
(110)k |
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| 13 |
Ogre
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5 | 6 | 2 | 9 | Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate +ST |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 15/16 | 170k
(131)k |
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| 14 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60)k |
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| 15 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60)k |
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| Games Played: | 22 (10/5/7) | | | TD Diff: | 9 (30 - 21) | | | Cas Diff: | 11 (19/11/7 - 13/7/6) |
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| Last Opponent: Lunatic orc asylum | |||||||