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At the Mercy of Chaos Dibbl
Roster [L] Chaos Renegades



Head Coach
Trickey

Stadium
The Slam Circle, Otepoti Underground

Team Colours
Green and Yellow.






At The Mercy Of Chaos
'Did you know that the legendary first Minotaur of Blood bowl Minus had a son? His son was an outcast and all he wanted to do was dance.

Originally an Acapella band the Renegades lost a bet while touring in the chaos wastelands. The band attracted a raucous crowd. The most unusual being Montador. The misfits were quick to take on outcast Montador son of the legendary Minus on their travels as a tap-dancing Minotaur was a reel (oh dear) crowd puller. Montador never wanted to play blood bowl he wanted to be a dancer and happily led a life of Riley with the wild boys.

Unfortunately one day the wily band upset the locals down in the far south while competing for the Golden guitars. The evil vampire lord Shad Bolt cursed the band and this led to them being twisted by Chaos. They ran from the city but were locked up and set to be executed.

These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Dunedin Hip hop underground. Today, still wanted by the authorities, they survive as soldiers of fortune playing games of blood bowl to get by. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can Play against...

At the Mercy of Chaos........................




History

Preseason 16 At the Mercy of Chaos make a neat side to watch preseason, mostly bullying, yet loosing to Halflings. They lose all time great Chalky Dirkmeister suffering from Concussion and a broken neck, not to mention a horrible tendency not to pass the ball.Most plaudits say good riddance as he steps into the commentators box.

Season 16 The Chaotic rabble struggle to adapt to the play style bringing though they do manage a draw in round 2 against Pink N Scabby. The infamous Fording of the River Styx takes place which sees multiple murders of the minstrels.

The Boys bounce back to take their first win in the Wobbly boot beating Glenn Innis Hood Rats with a tour de force from Burtino Bawhog. Unfortunately they cant take this form into the final. In the boot final The Blackwater Glee club outplay the band of minstrels and they proceeded to sieze the boot in the dying moments captain and talisman Montodor the Metrosexual Minotaur has his life cruelly ripped from him by prema bully Andrew Starships Cornell. Songs are written tears are shared and the flag is at half mast in Dipton as you were my son and only now are we reunited. (Possible thoughts of Minus).

At the Mercy of Chaos limped back to their underground hiding hole after being mercilessly beaten in their first Dibbl outing. The Deserted Isles are reknowed for their rough housing and this wily side have yet to adapt from plucking their banjo strings to beating teams mercilessly into the ground. This season could be there time to shine though.

Dibbl Preseason 17 At the Mercy of Chaos spend the entire preseason in the Dunedin Hip hop underground rewatching their lost final. Pus Vinbittle sporadically appears on Cabal vision guzzling the Hateorade he is now in some unholy deal with.

Season 17 bullied by the bullies in the first round with Bawhog off the Pitch in an All Otago affair The boys take their first win beating the bad boys from Blck rock. Albino Chipolata orchestrates the show. With 3 td's and a cas. Though the crowd just love Pus Vin Bittle in all his frothing rage.

Season 17 comes to a stalling halt in the first round of the Wobbly boot. At the Mercy of Chaos somehow implode when faced by the Dimesional Shamblers a team of Elves that had all but hung up there boots, before going on one last quest for Wobbly glory. 1-0 with time on the clock and elves of the field. The Mercy decide to force the play with there quick play tossing Goran up the field (Chalky Dirkmeisters laughs from the commentary box still echo around the stadium). The Elves recover the ball to score again 2-0 at the half. The Elves run in a further two TD's to put all hopes of putting Starships to bed in the final to bed. What lessons have the Mercy learned heading into season 18? Who knows.....

Season 18
At the Mercy of Chaos arrive for their first match of season 18 pumped up and ready to finally seize their first deserted Isles Silverware!

The Murgatroid conference is a strange vista and the landscape for the At the Mercy squad and this has been particularity confusing for the front line big guys including Pus.

Deep in the jungle the first opponents the priest welcome them in a strange ritual. Apparently this is all about the opening of the league but hard for the boys to understand. Rumours quickly spread among the traveling fans that the priest would close the ceremony by sacrificing Dr Wow, much to there delight rumour has it they are digging up Montador's corpse as it is more of a prospect than the current Milka cow.

The day was too much for Leopold and seeing the Elfs line up left him hiding in the KO'd box for the match. The elfs were quick to dot down and then Albino Chipolata looked to take control of the match and held on to the ball well unfortunately he ran out of running options and the half ran out 1-0.

The Heavy hitters finally did something and Dr Wow's first CAS came early in the Second half the crowd went wild and so did he "Milk for the Milka Cow they screamed".

It was Snake Safety Bliskin who took the Plaudits though with a final minute burst off the line with the ball skipping past multiple elf's to launch a pinpoint accurate long bomb but Matty Danza fluffed his chance for glory.

The Elfs plucked the ball up and waltzed in.

This game saw long time favourite Zipa de Doh da laid to rest. Proud product of Henley.

There is a glimmer of a promise. Sinche Choque Huaccha reportdly now calling himself dancing with Minotaur's.

The Dirk?!
"Is this At The Mercy of Chaos' season in this pundits opinion no!" (Chalky Dirkmeisters unbiased opinion)....

"So Bawhog and Chipolata have both scored more than me they still aint fit to tie my laces" (After Chipolata's Hat trick).

"I never even paid him that much attention" Chalky's word on allegations he caught Bawhogs eye in the commentary box before he stumbled and died against the Bonesfeild bakers. Immediately before the game he was quoted saying "Bawhog is due for a fall".

"Doubledrool he aint fit to wash balls" The dirk on seeing a rival star cough up an easy TD.

Remember Them!

Burtino Bawhog 4 Touchdown top scorer Season 16 including a Hat trick in the Boot Play off. Unfortunately he scores his last try against the Bonefeild bakers before stumbling and dieing.


Pus Vinbittle Angriest Orc award 4 Cas in Season 16 including the death of Stewart "I love it" Barnes in Wobbly boot final. Now sponsored by Hateorade.


Now in the commentary box after an unsuccessful preseason 16 this "All time Great" was a ring in for the band to try and steal them there first title. Unfortunately he was "forced" into retirement and now simply screams inane sayings like "Boomfa".

Remember Them!




The history of Montador springs back to the origins of the game. The Mean Machine were one of the most successful teams of all time. In a more naive league where the matches were marred by the magical colleges domination. One Cow stood out. Minus the Minotaur who captained his side to two Old world titles.

In between titles Minus claimed that his greatest success was bringing up his son who was sure to become the greatest beast of all time.

Minus' son Montador had it all a strength and balance for all to see as a young cow he could be seen skipping around. One day on Cabal vision while watching an Elfhiem Eagles Champions of death game this cow saw Jordell Freshbreeze leap into a cage and free the ball. This intrigued the young Minotaur and he then turned over the cabal channel to the Elven ballet. He then had his heart set, he wanted to join the ballet a far more noble pursuit than Blood bowl. He told his dad. His dad went off the rails and banished his son from their deep forest lair.

Montador went on to find the acapella band At your mercy and started to dance with them. It wasn't till several years later he heard about his dads fate in the Old world final against the Cretins. Minus somehow blinded by rage mistook a chainsaw wielding goblin as one of his own players. Picking up the imp to throw him he promptly was decapitated. To add insult to injury the ref awarded the Cretins with the win as they scored with the Minotaur's head.


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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Dr Wow The Milka CowMinotaur5527Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Juggernaut-av5000117150k (150+20k) 
2 YuigoOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Break Tackle 2500013236140k (140+60k) 
4Leopold "The Zephr" Zucchini Renegade Dark Elf Lineman6348Animosity 400000070k (70+0k) 
5 Pus VinBattleRenegade Orc Lineman5439Animosity, +ST, Frenzy 12000543050k (50+70k) 
6 Albino ChipoltaRenegade Skaven Lineman7357Animosity, +AG, +AG, Block 24750323850k (50+100k) 
7 Goran IvanesovicRenegade Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Animosity 300000040k (40+0k) 
8 Snake BliskinRenegade Human Lineman6347+AG, Dodge, Wrestle-av23610143150k (50+90k) 
9Generous GeorgeRenegade Human Lineman6338Block 1100021950k (50+20k) 
10 Norris DancerRenegade Human Lineman6338  1700000050k (50+0k) 
12 ZOgwart BottlebrushTroll45110Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, +AV, Guard 220004218110k (110+50k) 
13 Matty Danza JrRenegade Human Lineman6338Block, Mighty Blow 17000522050k (50+40k) 
11 players  
Coach: Trickey Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Renegades Fan Factor: 6  
Team Value: 1590k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 1590k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (2/4/19) |TD Diff:-42 (20 - 62) |Cas Diff:5 (33/16/3 - 26/13/8)
Last Opponent: Priests of the Red Amaranth