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Court of Festering Sin
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Foul Appearance
Loner
Mighty Blow
Nurgle's Rot
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Tentacles
Block
Weighing in at a substantial 800-900 kg...
(depending on fluid retention)
...and here for his own amusement, as well as yours,
He's an envoy of joy,
He's laying waist to the competition,
The mirth with the girth,
Introducing...
Duke Cacklefat the Bogwight of Greed
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
Wobblesqueeze can usually be found stagnating near the line of scrimmage. He simply lacks the motivation or athleticism to move much further than his starting place on the gridiron.
Often dissatisfied with the all-too-brief pre-match handshakes, he prefers to fully embrace the opposition in some of the most awkward hugs seen outside of a first date. These encounters are so unwelcome that 9/10 linemen surveyed would prefer a punch in the face.
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
Sure Hands
Horns
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration