17/12/21 With only six games, Human Banukin has achieved the title of top all time passer in the Competitive division for humans, passing 4 for 27 in a victory against OWA. Already in C's top 5 passers, he aims to dethrone Wrangler the Honcho Countrywaltz from his no1 position, and prove that no system of government or regulation is needed to achieve success.

27/12/21 After the first season of 15 games, Banukin is ranked number two passer in C. His rival in third, Anthony Wuthman, is only 8 yards behind whilst Honcho is still 150 yards ahead. Whilst faster than ever, Banukin needs to work on passing technique. His team shapes up well around him, with Chomsky being his main partner. The two, along with the hitting power of Marx and the support of the other blitzers, look onwards to the future.

1/1/22 A new year, a new record. Playing against Skaven, Banukin passed for thirty eight yards to put him over Wrangler Countrywaltz. Having conquered the Competitive division, Banukin aims for new records. He shall aim to surpass the all time ranked and box human passing, before starting the long slog to the top of the all time passers