Khalil Delshon Mack is an American football linebacker for the Los Angeles Chargers of the National Football League. He played college football at Buffalo and was drafted by the Oakland Raiders with the fifth overall pick in the 2014 NFL Draft.

Mack holds the all-time NCAA record for forced fumbles and is also tied for career tackles for loss in the NCAA.

Junior - Season 44

Cas:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
09/04/2023: Tom Dorsey, Snotling, Brown University Underdark - Seriously Hurt
Season 44
02/28/2024: Katherine Dunham, Ghoul Runner, {J.J.C.} Wolfbloods - Badly Hurt
04/12/2024: Colby-Jack Guerrero, Gutter Runner, SMU Mousetangs - Badly Hurt
Season 44 Famous Irrana Potata Bowl
05/13/2024: Albucilla Gondel, Jaguar Warrior Blocker, Universidad Azteca - Seriously Hurt


TD:
Season 44
02/14/2024: UVIC Vagabonds - Tead TD #13

MVPs:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
09/04/2023: Brown University Underdark
09/24/2024: Nakron Rips

The pride of East Buffalo and St. Joseph's Collegiate Institute Class Of 2006. Also a standout human.

After absolutely dominating WNY high school football with SJCI (Buffalo News' Player of the Year) Naaman played wide receiver at Buffalo where he won the MAAC championship in 2008. As of August 2022, Roosevelt still held school records for career receiving yards, career receptions, single-season receiving yards and single-season receptions. In February 2023, he was inducted into UB's athletics hall of fame.

Roosevelt returned to UB and finished his bachelor's degree in sociology in 2022.

Junior - Season 44

Cas:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
08/08/2023: Markis Deal, Bigun, TCU Horned Frogs - Smashed Knee
08/11/2023: Blaine, Delf Lineman, Miami College of GarcCoin - Badly Hurt
08/23/2023: Lunch, Linefrog, Jumps Hop-Kings University - Killed
8/23/2023: Henry Harpoon, Linefrog, Jumps Hop-Kings University - Seriously Hurt
8/30/2023: Khak Flemkin, Rat Blitzer, Wisconsin Blodgers - Badly Hurt
10/09/2023: Ellery White, Gal Winnington Feminists - Badly Hurt
10/09/2023: Kiki Rotay, Gal Winnington Feminists - Head Injury
Season 44
02/05/2024: Jonah Chong, Elven Union Thrower, Hawai'i University - Badly Hurt
03/05/2024: Davon "Robin" Banks, Rat Lineman, UDub Ratskis - Badly Hurt
04/12/2024: Vrink Zel, Rat Lineman, SMU Mousetangs - Badly Hurt
04/12/2024: Praz Zelat, Rat Lineman, SMU Mousetangs - Badly Hurt

TDs:
Season 44
02/05/2024: Hawai'i University - Team TD #12
Season 44 Famous Irrana Potata Bowl
05/13/2024: Universidad Azteca - Team TD #21. Scored on the final turn of Overtime to win the game. Named Bowl MVP

MVPs:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
08/11/2023: Miami College of GarcCoin
08/23/2023: Jumps Hop-Kings University
09/24/2023: MUNY Khornell University
10/09/2023: Gal Winnington Feminists
09/26/2024: Woodsworth College HE
Season 44
02/22/2024: [IVCC] Ranchers
02/28/2024: {J.J.C.} Wolfbloods
Season 44 Famous Irrana Potata Bowl
05/13/2024: Universidad Azteca

Niggles and Near Death Experiences:
01/07/2024: Niggled - Colorado Mines Orediggers - In the most shameful play of Naaman's career he attempted to get away from Cash Cid, a Chorf Blocker, to make a game-winning sack. He was tripped up in the attempt, fell hard, and suffered a hairline fracture in his wrist. Despite their best efforts, sideline medical staff could do nothing to help him.

Greatest American rowing coach in history.

St. Josephs Collegiate Institute Class of 1987.

Freshman - Season 44

Cas:


TD:

Season 44


MVPs:
Season 44
04/12/2024: SMU Mousestangs - Awarded the MVP for pinning down SMU's star senior Rat Oger Colin 'Convict' Nelpheflix. Tom grabbed onto his tail, held on tight, and refused to leave the pitch. Keeping Nelpheflix out the mix for the entire 2nd half was a game-winning feat of obstinacy.

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!

Sophomore - Season 44

Cas:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
08/08/2023: Jordon Lester, Orc Blitzer, TCU Horned Frogs, Neck Injury - Forced Retirement.
Season 44
02/28/2024: Jackson Longston, Flesh Golumn, {J.J.C.} Wolfbloods - Seriously Hurt
03/08/2024: K'Vaughan Pope, Wardancer, Bro-hip State Buckeyes - Badly Hurt
03/08/2024: Carnell Tate, Wood Elf Catcher, Bro-hio State Buckeyes - Broken Arm

TDs:

MVPs:
Season 44
01/22/2024: Poli Puerkos - Won despite spending the whole game on the couch after having his legs punched to shit. You can get a new couch, where is he going to get new legs?

Timothy John Russert (May 7, 1950 – June 13, 2008) was an American television journalist and lawyer who appeared for more than 16 years as the longest-serving moderator of NBC's Meet the Press.

Russert was born in Buffalo, New York, and received a Jesuit education[8] from Canisius High School in Buffalo.

Sophomore - Season 44

Cas:
Season 44
02/28/2024: Freddy Hanscom, Zombie Lineman, {J.J.C.} Wolfbloods - Badly Hurt
04/12/2024: Cheddar B. Sharpe, Rat Thrower, SMU Mousetangs - Badly Hurt

TDs:

MVPs:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
08/08/2023: TCU Horned Frogs
Season 44
02/14/2024: UVIC Vagabonds

After his parents survived Auschwitz, Blitzer and his family immigrated to the United States under the provisions of the 1948 Displaced Persons Act. He was raised in Buffalo, New York, and graduated from Kenmore West Senior High School. He received a Bachelor of Arts in history from the State University of New York at Buffalo in 1970.

He was later KILLED AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE AFTER BEING KICKED IN THE FACE BY AN ELF on 08/11/2023. The offending elf played for Miami College of GarcCoin.

Sophomore - Season 44

Cas:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
8/30/2023: Star Player Kreek Rustgouger, Hired by the Wisconsin Blodgers - Badly Hurt - 3D Uphilled GET FUCKED KREEK.
8/30/2023: Voss Hakkiskikk, Rat Lineman, Wisconsin Blodgers - Broken Arm
03/05/2024: Griffin "Flying Lion" Miller, Rat Lineman, UDub Ratskis - Smashed Knee
Season 44
03/08/2024: Josh Padilla, Wood Elf Lineman, Bro-hio State Buckeyes - Killed

TDs:

MVPs:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
8/30/2023: Wisconin Blodgers

13th president of the United States of America. 12th Vice President of the United States Of America. First chancellor of SUNY - Buffalo.

Fillmore was born into poverty in the Finger Lakes area of upstate New York. His parents were tenant farmers during his formative years. Though he had little formal schooling, he studied diligently to become a lawyer. He became prominent in the Buffalo area as an attorney and politician, and was elected to the New York Assembly in 1828 and to the House of Representatives in 1832.

In 1846 Fillmore was involved in the founding of what is now the University at Buffalo (earlier the University of Buffalo), became its first chancellor, and served until his death in 1874.

Junior - Season 44

Cas:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
8/30/2023: Adam Weber, Rat Thrower, Wisconsin Blodgers - Seriously Hurt
09/04/2023: John Pietro, Snotling, Brown University Underdark - Badly Hurt
Season 44
03/05/2024: Austin Mack "Truck", Rat Thrower, UDub Ratskis - Badly Hurt
04/12/2024: Vas Tabak, Rat Thrower, SMU Mousetangs - Badly Hurt

TD:

MVP:

22nd AND 24th President of the United States Of America

As a lawyer in Buffalo, Cleveland became notable for his single-minded concentration upon whatever task faced him. In 1870 Cleveland secured the Democratic nomination for sheriff of Erie County, New York. He won the election and took office on January 1, 1871, at age 33. Later, in 1881, he was elected Mayor of Buffalo after running on a reformist platform. What. A Boss.

Junior - Season 44

Cas:
Season 44
01/07/2024: Adrian Cymel, Chaos Dwarf Blocker, Colorado Mines Orediggers - Badly Hurt

TD:

MVPs:
Season 44
02/05/2024: Hawai'i University
03/05/2024: UDub Ratskis

Niggles and Near Death Experiences:
Season 43
09/16/2023: Niggled - Suffered fractured rips and partially collapsed lung after being kneed in the chest by Audrey Dut, Chaos Chosen Blocker of MUNY Khornell University. Medical staff attempted to resolve the issue in the off-season between season 43 and 44, but were unsuccessful.

One of the all time NHL Wingers, Patrick Kane was born in Buffalo, New York, and developed an early interest in hockey. His father was a season ticket holder for the Buffalo Sabres, and frequently took his family to games.

Sophomore - Season 44

TD:
Season 44
01/07/2024: Colorado Mines Orediggers - Team TD #8
01/21/2024: Poli Puerkos - Team TD #10 - Scored despite having a dislodged skate blade (greasy cleats)
02/22/2024: [IVCC] Ranchers - Team TD #14

Cas:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
09/04/2023: Phil Tschner, Rat Lineman, Brown University Underdark - Killed

MVPs:

After attending the Nichols School for the Way Too Rich To Live In Buffalo and being voted the most hated college basketball player in history in an ESPN online poll, this smug bastard of a hobgoblin scored the first ever TD on the first ever drive of the first ever game for Buffalo.

Even by the standards of a Chaos Dwarf team he is considered a prick. But, he gave UB the not-disastrous start it needed, so we are grateful he is here.

We didn't think we could ever sink to the level of Duke fans, but here we are. Thank you Christian Laettner.

Sophomore - Season 44

Cas:

TDs:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
07/31/2023 - Notre Dame Fighting Imperials. Team TD #1
09/04/2023 - Brown University Underdark Team TD #6

Tyree Jackson (born November 7, 1997) is an American football tight end for the Philadelphia Eagles of the National Football League. He played college football as a quarterback at Buffalo.

Sophomore - Season 44

TDs:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
08/11/2023: Miami College of GarcCoin. Team TD #3
09/26/2024: Woodsworth College HE - Team TD #7
Season 44
01/21/2024: Poli Puerkos Team TD #9
02/05/2024: Hawai'i University - Team TD #11
02/28/2024: {J.J.C.} Wolfbloods - Team TD #15
03/05/2024: UDub Ratskis - Team TD #16
Season 44 Famous Irrana Potata Bowl
05/13/2024: Universidad Azteca - Team TD #20
Cas:

MVP:

Sexy Lexy. The pride of Orchard Park. nWo Wolf Pack for lyfe.

Sophomore - Season 44

Cas:
Season 44
01/07/2024: Remington Wham, Hobgoblin Lineman, Colorado Mines Orediggers - Badly Hurt
02/22/2024: Woopa, Chaos Beastman, [IVCC] Ranchers - Badly Hurt
03/05/2024: (Foul) - Bur Skikner, Rat Oger, UDub Ratskis, - Neck Injury. Elbow Drop Stright To the Throat. This foul turned a near-certain into a draw. Lex also tossed a Rat blitzer into the stands this game. That rat was fine.

TDs:
Season 43 (Non-AQ)
08/07/2023 - TCU Horned Frogs. Team TD #2
08/11/2023 - Miami College of GarcCoin. Team TD #4

MVP:
Season 44
03/7/2024: Bro-hio State Buckeyes
3/20/2024: Texas Tech Red Reptiles

Jessica Pegula is an American professional tennis player from Buffalo, New York. She has career-high WTA rankings of world No. 3 in singles, achieved on 24 October 2022, and world No. 1 in doubles, achieved on 11 September 2023. Pegula has won four singles titles and seven doubles titles on the WTA Tour, including two WTA 1000 titles in each discipline.

Pegula was born in Buffalo to Terry and Kim Pegula who are the owners of the Buffalo Bills of the and the Buffalo Sabres

Freshman - Season 44

Cas:


TD:
Season 44
04/12/2024: Team TD #18 - Passing TD thrown to Hakflem Skuttlespike; Buffalo's first ever One Turn Touchdown! This epic moment made Buffalo eligible for their first ever NCBB post-season bowl game. What. A. Play.

MVPs: