Duffa Eyegougers personal bodygaurd. Once missed a elf and hit himself so hard that he died and failed to regenerate. Only survived due to a clever apothocary with some superglue.
Likes: Errrrrr..... bein' full.
Dislikes: Gettin' dem elf bonez stuck im ma' throat.
Proudest moment: I can remember ma own name......errrr..... an' i can 'it you if youz dont stop dat snickerin'.

Star scorer of Da Bloody Nose Tribe.
Likes: When dem elf coaches start da moanin bout ow i dodgez betta dam em.
Dislikes: Moanin elf coaches....... i go git em afta da game.
Proudest moment: I 'it dis elf once an 'is 'ead came rite off...... i pict it up an' took it over da line wid da ball. Da ref said it only countz az wun touch down, which wuz a shame cuz its 'ard ta carry two 'eadz AN a ball...... ya 'ave ta hold wun in ya teeth.

Likes: Da chewy taste of elf flesh.
Dislikes: 'Avin ta use da bonez ta git da bitz outta ma teeth.
Poudest moment: I can makez a luvly stew outta just brainz an feet.