12/11/2005
Harvard, MA

The 'Ard Boyz announce the signing of Krunchy Liverlips Jr.
Krunchy Jr. is the offspring of the Waaghorts Wonders great Blitza.

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1385136

Some say that he is not the well rounded player that his father is, but he is said to have a mean streak in him that often carries him well past the limits of the rules. He has run amok on the junior circuit...lets see what the lad can do in the Big Show.

Smiley was thought to me dead after a brutal beating that he too from the hands of "Strong and Dumb"

The team's Apothecary had no answers, but the local specialist...MadDok Limb-jamma was called in to work his magic.

Now Smiley is back, but he's not quite the same...the glint in his eye is gone and he doesn't speak so well...but his enthusiasm for killing and maiming is at an all time high. (He just needs a Grot Oiler to step in between drives to keep his legs well lubricated.)

Stonesmash was once killed by Deeproot, but regenerated to fight another day. He now has a sworn enemy in Deeproot.

Woodies and 'Filngs be warned!!!

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11/24 Stonesmash has been training away from the team between matches at the local Dark Elf Cave Spa and Gymnasium, and the results are starting to show. There are whispers that he is on the "Drow Drink" Energy Supplements, as he has suddenly picked up some speed. Is he using an illegal substance, or is he simply doing a targeted training regimen so that he can exact his revenge on the Wood Elves? Only time will tell...

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12/11/2005

It's been a while between updates for Mr. Spittlelip, but I thought it worth mentioning that he ate the rookie QB. Experimental grotty QB, Dug Flew-Tee, was swallowed down without much of a struggle. Poor little guy...Ah well...maybe it will give Stonesmash The jolt of green that he was missing.