Biiill iz da captin ov da skwad. Ee keepz makin evrywun listn too iz krappy floot at arf tym dow, wich iz annoyin. I erd ee iz nobbin L and da Broid too lukky bugga!

Da Broid iz da dedliest womun in da wurld. Dis iz bad cuz she keepz tryin ta kill da rest ov da sqwad, espeshully Biiill.

L iz da gurlfrind ov da skwad captin Biiill. She az only gut wun I and werz a kool patch ova da hole.

O Ren got er nickname "itchy" coz she woz alwayz mownin abat er arma itchin. She roolz a yakuza klan wot duz crym in da city ov Tokyo. I dunno wer dat iz, but it sands kool.

Bud livz in dis grotty caravan in da dezert and wurkz at a stripe klub wen not playin gamez. Wich iz a bit weerd cuz ee iz da bruva ov Biiill da captin ov da teem ooz got lowdza muny. Eez gut a kool hat thow.

Go Go Yoo Barry, or Barry az she iz nown by da fanz, iz da I kandy ov da sqwad. Da 17 yer old black orc iz still in skool and oftan werz er uneform ta gamez. Id giv er one, hur hur hur...

Vurneeta keepz bringin er littul kid on da pitch to hyd behynd. Da Hoominz and Elvz fink da kid iz kyoot and dant it er. Kleva wooman dat Vurneeta.

Jonny werz dis littul mask, it lookz well gurly. But eez got deez 88 matez wot do wot ee sez, so Im not arguin!

Blakk Mumba iz da twin sista ov da Broid. She namd er self afta sum snake or summink. Itz venum is gargantuan she sez. Wotz dat meen?

Kiddo iz da yungist ov da Broidz sistaz. She got er nikname cuz she kan balunse a pynt ov beer on er ead wiv awt spillin a drop.

Der iznt realy 88 ov im, ee just finks it saunds kool. Iv erd it feelz loik der iz 88 ov im wen eez beetin yoo up!