Not much to say about Dave really....he busts people in the chops then catches TD passes. Like clockwork. He's also the DH.

If you've got a shifty git running all over you and need some help, this guy is the answer. Git-removal made easy. Then he helps his buddies remove the rest of the gits.

This pushy, loud-mouthed know-it-all just won't quit. She'll say or do absolutely whatever it takes to get what she wants and damn the consequences. Once rebuffed or rejected she'll repeatedly return to the topic and use different versions of the story, and often resorts to tears or out-right anger to influence decisions. According to her she's never been wrong, will only apologize if forced to, and will lie through her teeth to avoid getting in trouble. She could care less about other people's opinions unless it matches her own, in which case she'll use that as more evidence that she's right. She knows more about life than people who've lived it for 3 times as long and will constantly, flagrantly push the rules to see how much she can get away with. If she's told something she doesn't want to hear she'll totally ignore it until the issue is forced, then she'll get angry. If she doesn't like dad's answer, she'll ask mom...if she doesn't like mom's answer she'll ask dad again.

In other words, typical teenager....but great traits in a blitzer.

Shreve singlehandedly turned the Monks casualty woes around. 2 cas. in his first game, including a fatality. Then......nothing.

KILLS:
Wood Elf Lineman - apothed

Dennis is one of two original Catchers from the creation, and he doesn't take crap from ANYONE. Everything from Halflings to Treemen....they all get the same treatment: a kick in the teeth. The fans love it, too.

Gaff's not a big guy, but he's tenacious as all hell. He gets on you and hangs on like a pit bull. Then he'll drop you, kick you, and score on you. Just like that.

"Ms. Thang" has three things going for her...and one of them is speed.

The fans think he's good. He's not. He thinks he could be good. He won't. The coaches think he's a slacker. He is.

Don't try to throw on Dexter...he'll snag that crap.

Goldie hurt a guy once.

Jake was nothing until his breakout game came vs. some Elves: a SI and a kill. That'll do, PIG! Now he busts heads with his buddy Maniac.

KILLS:
Pro Elf Lineman - apothed

This guy plays rough. Him and his buddy Jake are there to clean house, then take out the trash.

This guy throws the ball a lot.

KILLS:
Dark Elf Lineman - <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1685164>Shroud</a>

"I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable, or mineral...I'll do anything TO anything." - The Baby-Eating Bishop of Barton Wells

He's also a master of the chop-block...he once BH'ed a Troll when it tried to chop him.

Triple Skull Count: 1

KILLS:
High Elf Lineman - apothed
Black Orc - apothed