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Roktossa
#1
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Joined the Rokkits after game thirty two.

Skills:

Injuries:

Bio: During the Rokkits match against the SLBullies (game thirty two), the Rokkits' managed to equalise after a ball knocked into the crowd was thrown back into the Dwarf backfield where Longtoof could grab it to score. That great throw was seen by the Rokkits' coach, who immediately charged into the crowd to find the thrower. After fighting his way through the drunken hordes, the coach finally dragged Roktossa out of the stands and signed him up to the team.

Roktossa was introduced to the tough world of Bloodbowl in a typically bloody manner, being killed in his first match (game thirty three). Luckily, the Dok was quick to save him.
Nutcruncha
#2
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
34
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Member of the original team.

Skills: Block (game nine)

Injuries: Concussion (game twenty nine)

Bio: After seven games, Nutcruncha is proving himself as a key LOS player, pinning the opposition into awkward places whilst his teammates deal with the ball, he still hasn't proven himself as the violent type, but he puts the boot in when he needs to.

Nutcruncha gained Block after a great performance in the Rokkits' ninth game.

Gained Guard after game twenty five, becoming a key LOS Blocker.
 
Gruntwind
#3
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Joined the Rokkits after their eighteenth game, replacing the late Gutrippa.

Skills: Block (game twenty nine)

Injuries: Gouged Eye (game twenty nine)

Bio: Gained Block in game twenty nine after receiving the MVP award.
Bonechewer
#4
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
35
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
8
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
42
XPP
0
SPP
42
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Strip Ball
Tackle
Member of the original team.

Skills: Tackle (game five), Strip Ball (game seven), Dodge (game thirteen)

Injuries:

Bio: After a few impressive matches, Bonechewer is slowly progressing as a key Blitzer.

After dodging out of three tackle zones to score during game thirteen, Bonechewer was gifted with the Dodge skill.
 
Bloodspitter
#5
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
33
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
4
Td
5
Mvp
4
GPP
46
XPP
0
SPP
46
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Guard
Tackle
Member of the original team.

Skills: Tackle (game six), Guard (game sixteen), Dodge (game twenty seven)

Injuries: Concussion (game 4), Gouged Eye (game 13)

Bio: Suffered a concussion in the Rokkits' fourth game, which forced him to sit out their fifth.

Awarded the MVP for the Rokkits' sixth game after scoring equalising touchdown in the dying minutes.

After scoring an astonishing touchdown in game twenty seven, and receiving the MVP, Bloodspitter gained the Dodge skill.
Longtoof
#6
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
30
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
 
Skills
+MA
Dodge
Joined the Rokkits after their fifth game.

Skills: +MA (game seventeen), Dodge (game thirty two)

Injuries:

Bio: After the death of Limbripper, and the early retirement of Squigbiter because of a -ST injury, Longtoof is the third player to wear the Rokkits' number six shirt in six games. Hopefully he'll be able to put an end to this jinx before it puts an end to him.

In game thirty two, Longtoof dodged out of the tackling hands of a dwarf twice in order to grab onto a scattered ball and score the Rokkits' equaliser, earning him the Dodge skill.
 
Facecracker
#7
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
34
Cp
5
In
1
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
5
GPP
46
XPP
0
SPP
46
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Sure Hands
Tackle
Member of the original team.

Skills: Block (game four), Tackle (game nineteen), Sure Hands (game twenty eight)

Injuries: Concussion (mng)

Bio: Gained Block after being awarded the MVP for game four against the Beastmen team of the "Beastie Bobs".

Put in a stirling performance in the Rokkits' ninth game, even intercepting a High Elves' pass.

After stepping into Rokdroppa's position after he was injured in game twenty eight, Facecracker went on to complete a pass which set up the Rokkits' best scoring chance (a tripped go-for-it crossing the endzone still denied them though!). The MVP award went to Facecracker and he learnt the Sure Hands skill.
Wyrmrot
#8
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
34
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Tackle
Member of the original team.

Skills: Block (game fourteen), Tackle (game twenty six)

Injuries: Niggling Injury: fractured leg (game twenty)

Bio: Died during the Rokkits' sixth game, but was swiftly saved by the apoth (who was under the manager's eye after the last game poor performance). He obviously hadn't fully recovered however as he got badly hurt later in the game.

Suffered a fractured leg during game twenty, which will see him sat out for at least the next game.
 
Bowelburna
#9
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
34
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Member of the original team.

Skills: Block (game six)

Injuries: Gouged Eye (game twenty nine)

Bio: In the Rokkits' third match, Bowelburna proved his skill as a catcher, firmly holding onto two long passes from Rokdroppa, one of which lead to the winning touchdown.
Ballbasher
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
34
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
4
GPP
29
XPP
0
SPP
29
Injuries
n, n
Skills
+MA
+ST
Member of the original team.

Skills: +MA (game six), +ST (game twelve)

Injuries: Niggling Injury (Damaged Back), Niggling Injury (ageing)

Games missed by niggle: 2

Bio: Was stamped upon by some angry Dwarfs during game three, damaging his back. The team doctor forced him to sit out of the team's next game, but his future with the team is looking uncertain.

After being loaded with steroids and forced to put in extra training time after suffering his niggling injury, Ballbasher actually came out of the recovery process performing better than before. Whilst he still needs to sit out of a few games when his injury plays up, when he is on form, he moves faster than ever.

After twelve games, Ballbasher was showing some odd signs after using so many of the Dok's drugs. When he is on form, he appears to have increased strength, but he also seems to be suffering more from his injuries.

Signs of some side-effects from these drugs were apparent in game thirteen, as Ballbasher was killed by the softest of hits. Luckily the Dok, who was watching Ballbasher's performance anyway, was on hand to bring him back to life.
 
Longbomma
#12
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
33
Cp
38
In
1
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
4
GPP
68
XPP
0
SPP
68
Injuries
n
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
+AG
Accurate
Pass Block
Safe Throw
Joined the team after their first game.

Skills: Accurate (game 1), Safe Throw (game 5), +AG (game nine), Pass Block (game twenty one)

Injuries: Niggling Injury (Smashed Hand)

Bio: Hired by the Rokkits' after their first game, mainly due to the fact that regular thrower Rokdroppa suffered a fractured arm and was forced to miss a game in order to recover.

In his first game, he performed fantastically, needing only an interception to gain a "perfect larsson". He rightly so picked up the MVP award after leading the Rokkits to their first win.

Gained Safe Throw after game five, a dismal game against Dwarves in which Longbomma didn't really get a chance to show off his throwing talent, having to jump into the brawling in order to help his teammates instead.

After the Rokkits' ninth game, Longbomma's extra training had begun to show through, with his ball handling and throws becoming swifter and more reliable (+AG).

After being pushed into the crowd by a vindictive Wood Elf team in game ten, Longbomma emerged from the stands with a smashed hand. An injury that will definitely hinder his perfomances and no doubt see him sitting out for a few games.

Killed in game eighteen, Longbomma was thankfully saved by the dok who had failed to help Spudgun a turn earlier.

Completed his first Longbomb throw in game twenty, which led to the winning touchdown.

After passing the 51spp mark in game twenty one and gaining the pass block skill, Longbomma officially became a Star Player.

With Rokdroppa having suffered a niggling injury in game twenty six, Longbomma was brought on, and saved the game for the Rokkits. With his new Pass Block skill, Longbomma intercepted a throw which was heading for a gobbo in the endzone. He then passed the ball far upfield and denied the opposition another attempt.
Beastsplitter
#13
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
30
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
-av
Skills
Block
Guard
Tackle
Joined the Rokkits after their fourth game.

Skills: Guard (game ten), Guard (game twenty six)

Injuries: Fractured Skull (-av)

Bio: Seriously injured in game twenty two. Although the Dok was ready to go and help Beastsplitter, he had been told that deaths were priority cases against Dwarfs, so all SI's should be ignored until late in the game. Beastsplitter was furious at this policy, that is, he would've been if he hadn't developed serious amniesia from his injury and forgotten why he was mad. His injury will see he sitting out the next game.
 
Runtkicka
#14
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
2
AG
4
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
27
Cp
4
In
1
Cs
3
Td
5
Mvp
3
GPP
42
XPP
0
SPP
42
Injuries
-av, -st
Skills
Block
+AG
Dodge
Tackle
Joined the Rokkits after their seventh game.

Skills: Dodge (game fourteen), Tackle (game eighteen)

Injuries: -av (ageing), -ST (Smashed Collar Bone)

Bio: Waiting with the ball ready to handoff to Rokdroppa to score, Runtkicka scored his first touchdown thanks to a helpful shove from a plucky human lineman who threw himself at the Orc.

After scoring once in game fourteen, Runtkicka failed to catch a long pass that would've given him a second (and the equaliser).

Killed in game twenty three after a desperate solo attempt to stop the opponent's ball carrier in the Rokkits backfield. Luckily the Dok was on hand to quickly save him.

Gained +AG after game twenty five, having bravely lead a virus-ridden team against some Undead.

Game twenty six saw Runtkicka perform magnificiently. At the end of the first half, after struggling to hold back a strong opposition drive, Runtkicka dodged his way to scooping up a ball fumbled by a Black Orc. He then proceeded to lob the ball far upfield so that no one could reach it before halftime. In the second half, Runtkicka caught the ball for a single handed push upfield where he dodged all attempts at halting him and scored the winning touchdown.

Game thirty three saw Runtkicka being violently blocked by a gang of Dark Elves who broke his collar bone. This is bad news for Runtkicka, as he is currently the Rokkits prime Blitzer. The Doc will see him sit out of the next game, but Runtkicka is determined to bounce back and continue to perform for the team. Plus, with the Rokkits fan base falling, the team needs all of the players that they can get (they can't afford any more).
Squigfondler
#15
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
26
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block
Joined the Rokkits' after their ninth game to try and expand their tactics.

Skills: Block (game twenty nine)

Injuries: Fractured Arm (MNG) (game 35),

Bio: Squigfondler spent his first game in the dugout awaiting a chance to prove himself on the pitch. Or so the team thought... It turns out that because Squigy realised he wouldn't be needed for that match, he had headed off to the official's office and bribed them into awarding him the MVP award. It worked perfectly, but when the team found out, they were annoyed; not because he had stolen the spp's that were rightfully theirs, but because he hadn't tried to bribe the officials to throw the match in their favour!

After not putting in an appearance in his first game, the coach decided Squigy should have a chance to prove himself in his second... Squigbiter now holds the team record for <i>shortest time spent on pitch</i> after being badly hurt attempting to retrieve the ball from a ruck in the fourth turn.

It seems that Squigy is attempting to better his own record, as in game seventeen, he lasted only two turns before being badly hurt again. With the Rokkits' hiring a Troll, Squigy might have to start performing better or the coach won't stop him being eaten.

Finally in game twenty nine, Squigfondler gained his first skill. With seconds remaining on the clock, Squigfondler threw himself into a suicidal tackle (-2db) with a Beastman carrying the ball. Knocking himseld prone in the process, Squigy managed to badly hurt the beastman and gain the vital spp needed for his first skill, Block.
 
'Ugeteef
#16
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Block
Joined the Rokkits after their seventeenth game.

Skills: Block (game thirty)

Injuries:

Bio: With the Rokkits desperately needing a win (or ten), the team hired 'Ugeteef in the hope that they could take advantage of both his power and his gobbo-tossing skills.

The coach has had a few harsh words for 'Ugeteef after his first game, after he failed to throw Squigfondler the Gobbo over the Skaven defence on two occassions, instead prefering to try to eat the little fellow. Luckily Squigy managed to squirm free both times, but he won't be getting too close to 'Ugeteef from now on.

After his rather unruly first match, 'Ugeteef was prepared when his opportunity arose in game nineteen to throw his teammate Squigfondler. Squigy himself was apprehensive about the whole affair and was rather relieved when a pitch invasion knocked him unconcious before the drive.

After the harsh words that the coach had for 'Ugeteef after his poor performance in his first four games (he tried to eat poor Squigfondler at least once a game), the Troll was determined to go out and prove himself this game. Stopping himself from nibbling on the rather apprehensive gobbo, 'Ugeteef grabbed hold of him and swung him with all his might... straight into the ground, knocking him out. Rather embarrassed and annoyed with himself, 'Ugeteef set out to do something right in the game and managed to seriously injure a rather arrogant Troll Slayer.

For not doing anything silly, and for being the key man in the Rokkits' LOS when both Black Orcs were out injured, 'Ugeteef was awarded the MVP for game thirty, gaining him the Block Skill.

Finally threw Squigy in game 31. Wanting to impress in front of the GLT crowd, 'Ugeteef concentrated really hard on throwing his teammate. Unfortunately, Squigy wasn't concentrating as much as the Troll, and failed to find his feet on landing.