Because Dwarf teams aren't the same without a player called Thorin and the foolish original was deemed to dead to play anymore (and he was stinking the place up).

AG4 !

Is he an elf??

I wouldn't say that to his face as the extra ag is a result of intensive martial arts program designed to make him the best sacker in town.

Given that the players he succeded lasted an average 4.25 games, the team had to hire zippy. But what he lacks in common sense he more than makes up for in lack of common sense.

He can throw the ball, and pick up the ball and even run with the ball. He leads his teams scoring and he is a dwarf. He is the archetype of dwarven runners.


He is the only runner to have made it past the seventh game... conspiracy theories abound (Update: Zippy doesn't count [he can't count])

Ripped from the pages of popular fiction.

And he's not happy about it.

No link at all to his predecessor Johnny Rotten. It's a coincidence ok!

Garrrr.

The third <del>pirate</del> <ins>longbeard</ins> to get up a movement increase, Blackbeard was worried that his <del>crew</del> <ins>team</ins>mates would get to any hidden treasure first.

2 MVPs no other SPPs this is a dwarf with charisma. He got the second one for spending 14 turns in the SI box, that's how much the crowd love him. Always the professional however he spent his time out in the gym working out to look good for the laydees +ST as a convenient side effect.

4 MVPs now thanks partly to his posing in women's magazines. His body building has made him an immovable object on the BB pitch.

6 MVPs Thanks to his workout video, with an added bonus: all those aerobics gave him +MA. He is a machine.

7 MVPs Is considering relaunching himself as a rap sensation.

Consistency is Oin's forte so far he has been on the pitch in every game the team has played without picking up a single spp or a single injury.

So far he has been consistently dull for 12 matches.



OH NO! In his 13th appearance he did something interesting. Yes that's right he picked up an SI (MNG). His boring streak has come to an end.

On his 14th game he underwent a transformation... to an elf. Made several deliberately silly dodges and even caught the ball.

By his 16th he was back in the rut with 2 consistently dull matches.

Game 18 and he took it up a level, getting a niggle. Still no Spps. How bad can he get? Let's just wait and see.

Vicious Sidney was brought into the team as a replacement for Sidney Vicous who played 8 and finished 2 matches gaining 5Spps in the process. He retired when he broke his leg and was deemed to rubbish to play. Hopefully his namesake will do a little better

Dr. Munchkin has been driven mad by his experiments. I don't even know who he is any more.