Sweet William began his career with two shots heard round the pitch. He killed a treeman in his debut, and followed up with the death of a rat ogre in his second match!

The squad's Captain. This indestructible and evil little bastard puts the stunt in stunty!

J. J. made an instant impact on the goblin tribal leagues, quickly becoming a fan-favorite as a member of Screaming Mucus. His accuracy with explosives soon rose to legendary proportions, well at least as legendary as a goblin's skills can get, and he had even managed to refrain from blowing himself to bits through over two dozen matches.

This, in the end, would be his doom.

Having heard rumblings of "the meanest goblin to ever play the game" and "he's like an ogre on the pitch" the newly formed Orange and White Dynamite took an immediate interest in J. J. When offered his new contract, J. J. did what any goblin cornered in a room full of ogres would do. Absolutely anything the ogres wanted! So it was that J. J. gave up his secret weapons, signed his new contract, and donned his new team colors.