After a phenomenal performance vs another skaven team where Hairy was able to keep up score-for-score with the opposing OTS gutter (4 scores +MVP for 17 spp), the coaches decided he needed a special reward. I don't think his new look was exactly the kind of "reward" Hairy had in mind...good luck finding dates now! Then again, if it stops even one fist from breaking Hairy's nose, maybe he'll change his mind...

Primary rival to Hairy, in just about everything. Bit of an inferiority complex, if you ask me...

What's this? Draco can't outperform Hairy speed/agility wise, so he's opting to out-muscle his rival! Look out, Hairy!

Since Hairy wasn't afraid of Draco's newfound strength, perhaps he'll wet his bed at the thought of his rat-shredding claws!



Whispers abound that Draco studied under the guidance of the infamous <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1691373">Sai</a>, but has his eye set on the ever-growing record of gutter-cas set by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1896876">Mist</a>. In this search for immortality, Draco has started a journal of every cas he causes...

1. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2240364">Infectolk the Decrepid</a>--2 spp Skaven Linerat--Niggle
2. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2152427">Spitron</a>--7 spp Skaven Linerat--BH
3. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2229135">O Benfica</a>--38 spp Undead Ghoul--Niggle
4. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2226142">jean-paul</a>--12 spp Human Catcher--MNG
5. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2247544">Critical Reroll Failure</a>--6 spp Str 4 Dark Elf Blitzer--RIP (Apo save)
6. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2196941">Lankota</a>--21 spp Human Catcher--BH
7. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2110388">Vileslicer the Evil</a>--53 spp Str 4 Witch Elf--Niggle (Apo save)
8. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2242989">Blackheart</a>--2 spp Dark Elf Thrower--Niggle
9. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2110000">Zarrkon Nightstealer</a>--28 spp Witch Elf--BH
10. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2335478">Flint Fireforge</a>--22 spp High Elf Lineman--RIP (and game MVP)
11. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2403659">buffet boy</a>--0 spp Skaven Linerat--Niggle
12. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2147893">Jasper Twick</a>--64 spp Str 5 Dark Elf Blitzer--RIP (apo save)
13. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2107574">Alicia Bolder</a>--114 spp Witch Elf-- -AV SI
14. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2140244">Peter Kuerten</a>--0 spp Linerat--MNG
15. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1189742">Charlize Theron</a>--66 spp Werewolf--BH
16. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1453943">Debra</a>--8 spp Amazon Linewoman--MNG
17. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=939573">Roro</a>--54 spp Chaos Dwarf Blocker--MNG
18. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2292245">Koko</a>--2 spp Hobgoblin--BH
19. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=839720">Responsabiel Libertifil</a>--74 spp HE Thrower--BH


*** Top 10 Alert!!! ***
Tied #6 All-Time Gutter Runner Top Blocker

Gain +agi, very next game dodge through tz's to make an interception and return for the game-winning score...ain't life grand?

A little slower, a little older, but still every bit as effective against the pass! Now if we can only figure out how to negate safethrow...

Alert! Alert! When the opponent doesn't have safethrow, interceptions are indeed possible! Two in one game makes Hemone tied for #5 all-time skaven interception lead...


*** Top 10 Alert! ***
Tied #5 All-Time Skaven Top Interceptor (#3 Active)

Takes his role as Draco's bodyguard seriously, pumping iron religiously to better fend off any potential threats. Has taken to wearing spikes and skulls, as any tough guy will do. His patience has also run out on opponents dodging away from his mighty swings; he'll show them now!

Got his spikes shattered by a well-placed kick after Draco insisted the doc had to see him pre-game, and thus wasn't there to help in-game...thx a lot, Draco...

Goyle is so enamored of his hero Draco, he's doing everything possible to emulate him, both in mind and body...

Wow...for a guy who started his career with two straight games of nothing, then scored twice before throwing his first pass and had only 3 comps through his first 5 games, he's really come on strong since!

Alas, old age has caught up to the Prof, who occasionally feels arthritis in his joints so severe he can't leave bed (aged niggle at 51 spp). He will remain with the team to continue to teach the young ones, however...

After consecutive games vs claw/rsc players just kicking our arse, it's about time we got a little measure of protection...

First game on the job, and already worth her weight in gold! Four cas in her first game of applying the boot...and not caught once!

Game 19, she caused another two cas...via BLOCK, not throwing a single foul that game. She asked to be bestowed with claws, but the coach still has her pegged as defensive, not offensive, so request denied...she currently has taken the matter to the school board on appeal...

Ya gotta be quick of foot if you're gonna get away with some of the practical jokes this guy pulls on his own teammates, let alone the opposition...

Great, you know how to block now. How about going out there and doing something useful, eh?

Thanks a lot, big fella. Tournament game on the line, and you let some idiot from the stands throw a stone and give you a concussion, right before we OTS chainpush our way to victory? Who's the bigger idiot?