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Hareskov Hammerheads
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Eddie "Eel" Sayer
#1
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
m
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Olaf "Wrestler" Swartson
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
 
Gert "Hug" Sweinsteiger
#3
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
38
B
78
P
1
F
0
G
18
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Frenzy
Tackle
Jeff "Ironjaw" Johnson
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
64
B
365
P
9
F
0
G
87
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
30
Td
6
Mvp
9
GPP
124
XPP
0
SPP
124
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Guard
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Strip Ball
Founding member and Team Captain "Ironjaw" leads the team from the frontline, and is a clear fans favorite.
Lately (31 spp) his tough position on the team has started to show on his health, but so far he denies any talks of retirement and a place of honour among the coaching staff.

Always leading the way, he has not missed a single of his and the team's first appearances, not counting when his niggling injuries refrain him for playing.

No more - in a wish to go out of the FC 2008 with style and to appreciate the focus point of the team for so long - Ironjaw was today Oct 16 2008 given the honor of drinking the potion of Health, instantly removing his 2 niggling injuries.

(I know this is waste of the healing potion, but I like the idea fluff-wise, which is far more important)
 
Lars "Viking" Thorsson
#5
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
21
B
139
P
-2
F
1
G
44
Cp
1
In
1
Cs
6
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
36
XPP
0
SPP
36
Injuries
-av
Skills
Block
Guard
Side Step
Freshly drafted following the team's 42th game, the hopes are that this young man will step out of the ranks of the Hammers' many anonymous linemen, and be somebody.
Gregg "Grip" Olsson
#6
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
22
B
168
P
0
F
36
G
60
Cp
2
In
1
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
-av
Skills
Block
Dirty Player
[Block, Dirty Player, -av] In his 16th game Eddie lived up to his nick "Grip" by intercepting a pass from the ELF pro elf team Popes of Mope, and running the ball in for what would be equalizing TD of the match.
 
Owen "Eat Grass!" Wilson
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
18
B
110
P
-1
F
17
G
34
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
5
GPP
40
XPP
0
SPP
40
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dirty Player
Fend
Bert "Brawler" Donaldson
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
25
P
0
F
2
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Elliot "Eagle" Thompson
#10
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
316
B
66
P
86
F
2
G
48
Cp
29
In
0
Cs
2
Td
4
Mvp
3
GPP
60
XPP
0
SPP
60
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Block
Guard
Strong Arm
First appearance went badly, as he had to leave the field, seriously injured after 2 turns. Still, the fans loved the way he tumbled over, and voted him MVP.

The teams 50th game went badly too: as normally sure-fingered thrower Elliot "Eagle" Thompson somehow managed not to pick up the ball 4 turns in a row, with SH re-roll, no rain, no TZ. That is 1/3^8 = 1 in 6561 chance of that happening, or 0,015%.
Ed "Dirtbag" Collins
#11
Catcher
MA
9
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
226
B
10
P
0
F
1
G
28
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
12
Mvp
3
GPP
51
XPP
0
SPP
51
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
+MA
+ST
Block
Sprint
[Dodge, Catch, Sprint] Hired for the Fumbbl Cup, this promising new player can hopefully learn a dirty trick or two before the first kick off. However, the Coach decided that the team needed a possible OTT scorer, and he learned Sprint instead.
 
Brian "Bomb" Fawkes
#12
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
38
B
27
P
14
F
0
G
6
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Tackle