Meth is the most consistant point getter on the Wildhamers. When the team can be persuaded to actually bother with scoring they look to Meth to get it to the endzone.

Irnfel has no fear and is responsible for the most casualties on the team. The only thing that can blunt his homicidal rage is when he pushes a player out of bounds and the crowd causes a casuality. This sends him into a mild depression because he wasn't able to personally inflict the pain.