Seamus usually says this when Dave will say such words as "cat" or "dog" or "island"

Heavy Gauss Rifle in Battletech does 25 points. So Seamus likes to think of the 25 point shot to the head. (In battle tech 12 points of damage will clean a head off)

Seamus says this most often to myself or Jeff or anyone else that tricks Seamus in to saying something which implicates him in a homosexual activity.

Seamus loves Sharkboy, the pro-wrestler. Seamus claims Sharkboy can use the "fin" on top of his head to cut people in half the long way.

I got nothing.

I will only apoth a death on this guy.

Seamus says this when he finds something to be pleasing.

Seamus says this when running around and doing cartwheels.

Seamus was in the military. He liked to drink large amount of Robotussin. Apparently this gave a euphoric high called either "Robo Trippin" or "Tripping Ballz". This is very dangerous and not reccomended for anyone.

If you have seen the move "Saw" you know what a reverse bear trap is. If you haven't, what is wrong with you? Anyway, Seamus thinks it would be funny to put one of these on Josh's posterior. To each his own.

This is closely related to "Cut you in half, the long way". Apparently, after Shark Boy (a pro wrestler) cuts someone in half the long way, he eats the spine, like Pac-Man. I wonder if he ate someone's spine that had taken steroids, would ghosts turn blue?

Something Seamus picked up from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Seamus says this when something spectacular happens, either good or bad.