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Schmerztal Darkbones
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Wulfmar von Schmerztal
#1
Flesh Golem
MA
2
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
R
150
B
1672
P
0
F
16
G
193
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
101
Td
9
Mvp
7
GPP
266
XPP
0
SPP
266
Injuries
-ag, -ma, -ma
Skills
Regeneration
Stand Firm
Thick Skull
Block
Break Tackle
Dodge
Guard
Mighty Blow
Pro
Tackle
Successor of Diethelm von Schmerztal.

In the game versus the brave and old Fender Benders he killed the lowly and unlucky lineman Laddy Valvados with a clean strike to the head. Without his brains he couldn't exist any longer, but a few minutes later he joined us, since brains are not something we look for in our team. Well done Wulfmar!

Slayer of Geeks Swish Topknot, the lowly skaven linerat of Tin Elongated Prawns. The rat serves us now. Well done Wulfmar!

Butchered the unlucky thrall of Dracula's Eleven, Dog Days. Just minutes after his neck snapped the corpse rose again and joined us. Well slain Wulfmar!

In the game where he became legend he killed the fearless human catcher of the Altdorf Spartans,Freddie "Fingertips" Anderson by tearing out his heart. The heartless corpse joined our ranks. Well killed Wulfmar!

In the game versus the legendary skaven team, Helena High he started off by gutting the poor journeyrat Fredrick Strongwing with a well placed and brutal slash of his talons. The rat rose again and joined us. Well butchered Wulfmar!

Killed the norse lineman Edüvurd with a well aimed blow. The norseman rose and joined us. Well done Wulfmar!
Harold Coldorc
#2
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
67
B
163
P
6
F
59
G
63
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
3
Td
2
Mvp
5
GPP
39
XPP
0
SPP
39
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Dirty Player
Tackle
Wrestle
Former journeyman lineelf of Sparta de Lorien, a wood elf team. His throat was mangled by the raging Fernet. Welcome Harold Coldorc!

Pushed the norse lineman Ulric into the crowd against Bitfrost Fanatics. The poor soul was disemboweled and joined us. Great situational awareness Harold!

Trampled Kunazitsu the dark elf runner of Cold Blood and Cold Steelers to death. The elf joined us just minutes later. Well done Harold!

In the Dying second of the game versus Viking's Sportmen he led the cruel execution of Sven Olafsson, the lineman of the norse squad. After he tore out the heart of the norseman it rose again and joined us in damnation. Well slain Harold!
 
Friedhelm von Schmerztal
#3
Flesh Golem
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
105
B
577
P
0
F
6
G
82
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
42
Td
8
Mvp
7
GPP
143
XPP
0
SPP
143
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Stand Firm
Thick Skull
Block
Dodge
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Successor of Theodor von Schmerztal.

Killed the pro elf lineelf Superman from the team named Everything is Awesome. The mangled elf rose again to join us. Well slain Friedhelm!
Fernet
#4
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
95
B
605
P
0
F
50
G
141
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
63
Td
5
Mvp
12
GPP
201
XPP
0
SPP
201
Injuries
n
Skills
Regeneration
Block
Dirty Player
Frenzy
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
One of the few volunteers to join our team. Broke his own neck to leave his bloodsucking masters and his teammates of Don´t drink and drive and join us. Welcome Fernet!

Tore out the throat of the wood elf journeyman Harold Coldorc. The mutilated corpse joined our ranks. Well done Fernet!

Killed Yorick Quickshield, who was a journeyman, who became a permanent player for the wood elf team Rooots. Well slain Fernet!

Slayer of Try Hard, the lineman of the norse team Northrend Warriors. The corpse rose again to join us, but was slain by his former teammates later on. Well killed anyway Fernet!
 
Laddy Valvados
#5
Zombie
MA
4
ST
2
AG
2
AV
8
R
33
B
102
P
0
F
371
G
147
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
11
GPP
60
XPP
0
SPP
60
Injuries
-st
Skills
Regeneration
Block
Dauntless
Dirty Player
Wrestle
Former lineman of Fender Benders. Butchered by Wulfmar von Schmerztal. Welcome Laddy Valvados!

Killed the mighty mummy Tyreese of Zombies Ate My Neighbours, an undead team. The mummy rose again and joined us. Well done Laddy!

Completed our collection of legally obtainable zombies by killing Wumpa, the thrower of the wood elf team Willys. Very well done Laddy, a valuable kill!

Acquired our first norse runner, Heimdall le Gardien II from Angry Sheeps Return. Well trampled Laddy!

Butcher of Corvus, the lineman of the norse squad Northern Astronomy. The unlucky norseman rose again and joined our cause. Well killed Laddy!
Heimdall le Gardien II
#6
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
4
B
9
P
3
F
0
G
12
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Dirty Player
Former runner of Angry Sheeps Return, a norse team. Trampled to death by Laddy Valvados. Welcome Heimdall le Gardien II!
 
Sven Olafsson
#7
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Former member of Viking's Sportmen, a norse squad. As the last happening of the game he was surrounded by four of our team, led by Harold Coldorc. While he was held down Harold tore out his heart. The corpse rose again andd joined our ranks. Welcome Sven Olafsson!
Fredrick Strongwing
#8
Zombie
MA
3
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
41
B
66
P
0
F
26
G
29
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Regeneration
Dirty Player
Wrestle
Once an aspiring journeyman for Helena High. The rat tried his luck against Wulfmar von Schmerztal and was gutted on the spot. He launched a carreer nevertheless, but not as a linerat, but as a zombie. Welcome Fredrick Strongwing!
 
Superman
#9
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
22
B
30
P
0
F
28
G
35
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Dirty Player
Former lineelf of Everything is Awesome, a pro elf team. Slain by Friedhelm von Schmerztal. Welcome Superman!
Corvus
#10
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
1
B
10
P
0
F
13
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Dirty Player
Former norse lineman of Northern Astronomy. He was kicked to death by Laddy Valvados. Welcome Corvus!
 
Edüvurd
#12
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
8
P
0
F
3
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Dirty Player
Former lineman of the norse team Angry Sheeps Return II. Slain by Wulfmar von Schmerztal. Welcome Edüvurd!
Yorick Quickshield
#13
Zombie
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
294
B
31
P
26
F
1
G
26
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
3
Td
11
Mvp
2
GPP
52
XPP
0
SPP
52
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
+MA
Block
Sure Hands
Tackle
Former lineelf of Rooots. Once a journeyman, who got hired permanently. Victim of Fernet. After his first game with us (and last game with his former team) he already showed great promise, being faster than the average zombie. Welcome Yorick Quickshield!
 
Malo Jayn
#15
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
215
B
54
P
7
F
35
G
49
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
9
Mvp
1
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
m
Skills
Regeneration
+AG
Block
Dirty Player
Former lineman of Golden Company. Victim of Fainting goat. Welcome Malo Jayn!

Slayer of Dennis Reynolds, the skaven blitzer of the brave rat team Always Sunny in Springfield. Well killed Malo!

Butcher of Rye III, the catcher of the high elf team Better Thank Bests. Well slain Malo!
Havres
#16
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
2
B
17
P
0
F
2
G
24
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Former thrall of Carpathian Nightmares. Slain by Orion Swiftfeet. Welcome Havres!