The former lead singer for the Rollers. For Freddy, making sure you look great in a pair of silk Bloodbowl trousers is the single most important aspect of the game! Also has a Magic Moustache of Many Delights.

The on the road chef for the team. Jambalaya likes to spike the punch before each game with whatever illicit substances he can find that week.

"That Guy's" twin, similarly amnesiac brother. A completely unremarkable guy.

(update)- When informed of the recent death of his brother, That Other Guy response was:"I have a brother?" Sometimes, persistent amnesia is for the best.

The drummer for the HCR, Bricktop found it easy to transition from banging on drums to banging on heads. He's single, ladies!

Lead guitarist and crazy madman. Claims to use the power of "Cheese Metal" to lay the smackdown on opponents. Available for birthday party bookings!

A former Roller roadie, Zargon pretty much lost his mind when Jambalaya spiked his sausage with wild fungi during a tour. He now beleives he's the greatest Wizard to ever live. Sadly, he has no actual powers.

Incredibly handsome, always charming, "Pump-Action" was born with a golden arm and a million dollar smile. The rest of the team hates him with a deep, seething passion.

(update)- Much to the annoyance of the rest of the team, Joey is now an "emerging star". Twiggy's response when told the news- "Better him than me!"

While spending most of his time smoking "pipeweed" and chilling out to the groovy sounds of HCR, he also fancies a bit of the ol' Ultra-Violence to balance out his karma.

Also a former lead singer of the Hay City Rollers, he is paid with fried peanut-butter sandwiches instead of coin. Avoids toilets with a passion .

The former bass player in the band, Twiggy is far too frail to be playing hopskotch, much less Bloodbowl. He can usually be found near the dugout, handkerchief in hand and checking his sundial watch.

(update)- Twiggy recently had a very close call in regards to his "family jewels" during a match. He now hates Bloodbowl even more.

(son of update)- In spite of himself, Twiggy seems to have a knack for playing Bloodbowl. He asserts that this is indeed proof that the Gods hate him.

(up-dating game)- Twiggy has proven himself to be an emerging new star! When asked for comment, his only response was "That's wonderful, could you make the target on my forehead just a little bit bigger please?"

(Level-up date)- Against all odds, Twiggy has now become a Star Player. Nuffle himself is shaking his head in puzzlement! Twiggy has since started putting in applications for various desk jobs in the vain hope of escaping what will surely be a very messy fate.

A roadie now turned Lineman, Gung Ho is very "enthusiastic" about Bloodbowl. Just don't mention the poodle incident.

(update)- Gung Ho's ribs got rocked by some crazy Dwarves!

Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass!

(update)- Sir Phobos learned how to strip the ball recently, but remains convinced it's part of his "Magick Jedi Mojo"and not actual training.

(return of the living update)- Sir Phobos recently received a fractured skull at the hands of some Skaven. He has now declared a Holy War on cheese.

(wassupdate)- Sir Phobos recently suffered yet another nasty injury, this time at the hands of Chaos. He still blames cheese.

(upsizedate)- Sir Phobos was once again the target of the Pain Gods, this time to a nasty and unprovoked foul by the Dread Wall team. His comments, "Phobos will bring them their cheese and they shall be baptised by my unholy DAIRY FIST!" Are we sure the team can't afford therapy?

Another former roadie for the HCR, Johnson is firmly convinced that his legs have actual personalities. He also beleives that these personalities are quite insane. At night, he can hear his legs telling him to do bad things.