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Death by Blood Bowl
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Lurgo the Gouger
#1
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
151
P
0
F
0
G
24
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Lurgo enjoys invadiing others personal space and gouging out their eyes upon his armors spikes.
Blergo the Belligerent
#2
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
68
P
0
F
0
G
9
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Blergo is aggressively hostile to all of those whom have the misfortune to be in his general vicinity.
 
Torack the Finger Breaker
#3
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
9
B
165
P
0
F
0
G
24
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Torack views others fingers as his personal property. He becomes violently deranged when he sees others using his property and quickly moves to twist them off their hands and take back his stolden goods.
Khailick the Scalper
#4
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
37
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Khailick collects the scalps of those he dislikes. Unfortuntely he does not like anyone and therein lies the problem.
 
Mung the Mad
#5
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
35
B
16
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Tackle
Whether mad is used to describe his mental state or his perpetually foul mood it is the perfect single word to sum up Mung.
Gruss the Maimer
#6
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
58
B
93
P
-1
F
0
G
24
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
31
XPP
0
SPP
31
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Gruss takes the time to think. He likes to take the long view. Why would one simply just kill someone when a crippling injury forces one to live a lifetime of agony?
 
Leer of the Two Fists
#7
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
107
B
83
P
0
F
0
G
24
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
7
Mvp
2
GPP
36
XPP
0
SPP
36
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Tackle
When given the choice between weapons and his bare hands Leer always takes his two fists. He takes great joy using them to inflict pain upon others.
Tyron the Terrible
#8
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
7
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tyron's extreme anti-social behavior has prevented him from making any friends. In fact the last person he was close to died of severe head trama. The bent marks found on the victims skull matched exactly with Tyron's fists.
 
Tor the Thug
#9
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
7
B
74
P
0
F
0
G
24
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Kick
Tor does not like anybody. Perhaps the hate he projects outward is because his mother did not breat feed him as a child?
Sneer the KnuckleDragger
#10
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
4
B
23
P
0
F
0
G
21
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
n
Skills
Sneers likes to smash his ham sized fists into the faces of unsuspecting victims. While he finds this great fun, many of his targets simply fail to get the joke.
 
Grob the Foul
#11
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
9
B
74
P
0
F
6
G
24
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Grob not only skinks, he takes his odor to new heights of offensive. He has been known to kill at the meer mention of soap.
Tenuk'Tuk the Dismemberer
#12
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
14
B
84
P
0
F
0
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Multiple Block
Tenuk'Tuk wants to pull off your arms, then your legs, then your head, before finally punting your torso into the upper bleachers.
 
Mhorg the Kneecapper
#13
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
8
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Mhorg is a disagreeable orc whom takes great delight in crippling injuries to the knee joint. His many over zealous and unprovoked attacks has earned him a sentence of Death by Blood Bowl.
Biff the Bully
#14
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Biff went from extorting lunch money as a little hooligan to a murderous killer later in life. He has finally chosen the wrong victims and has been captured and sentenced to the games.
 
Squee the Innocent
#15
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
9
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Guard
Squee is not a murderous killer, in fact he has done nothing at all that would warrant his sentence of Death by Blood Bowl. He is just a pitiful goblin that was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Brutal orcish justice could careless about goblins. No matter how loud he cries his innocence no one cares to listen, he is just a stupid goblin after all.

So now Squee lives his life in terror. In terror of his "team mates". In terror of his coaches. In terror that he will ever be forced to actually play in a game. For the time being spends his time grovelling and crying dreading the day he will be forced to play.

Some may ask, "How does Squee get the MVP when he never plays?"
The answer is simple. He is a favorite target for the fans to throw things at and definitely the safest; unlike his teammates Squee does not run into the stands and exact a brutal revenge.