We'z dun' like ta talk 'bout Mikk. 'Ee'z jus' strange, and freekish big. Also, Thrakka makes 'im frow us in praktiss...

Bentrikk iz da new boy on da skwad, 'ee 'as come on as a replaisment for da previus Kaptin <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2873779">Mad Thrakka Zug</a>. 'Ee woz 'ired afta a match 'gainst sum uvva orc boyz. 'Ee sed 'ee kudnt play fer us as 'ee woz da uvva skwad's koatsh, or summink, but 'ee agreed when Vragh and da uvva blitza boyz asked 'im reel nice like.

Teksan 'az been tole dat 'ee is not stompy enuff. Uvva boyz on da skwad 'av tole him dey dun fink 'ee iz dead 'ard - jus' kinda 'ard. Teksan finks dat by callin' hisself "da Ruff", dat 'ee will autermattickerly BE ruff.<br /><br />But 'ee'z still not stompy enuff.<br /><br />Teksan 'as got a bit more stompy, 'ee actually managed to 'urt a Kaos beastie boy. Maybe 'ee iz ruff after all.<br /><br />Afta scorin' more o' dem touch down fings, Teksan sez 'ee figured out 'ow to be more stompy. We remane unkonvinsed.<br /><br />Teksan 'as now konvinsed us, as 'ee is now jus' as stompy as Vragh, making dem bof da stompiest boy in da skwad. Maybe 'ee iz ruff afta all...

Gark dun't really eat men, dat's jus' a scary soundin' name. But don't tell 'im we wrote dat 'ere, or 'ee'll kick us.

Anuvva new boy, 'ee'z a singa, 'ee'z dead 'ard an' 'eavy metal. 'Ee wuz da skwad warsong writa, an' now 'ee also hits da uvva skwad's boyz wif 'is bandjo. Rock on!

Rombar is da boy what knows about da taktiks fing. 'Ee tells Thrakka what da plan iz, and den Thrakka tellz him dat dat's da plan, an' den 'ee pretend dat 'ee came up wif it 'imself.<br /><br />Rombar likes it dat way, cos if summun sez it's a bad plan, den Thrakka kicks 'em. An' den Rombar grins.<br /><br />Now dat Vragh is da Kaptin, Rombar 'as 'ad to step into da line, or summat, an' 'ee no longer acts like da Bossman.

Vragh iz really a Black Orc Boy. Ee'z just dead fast. Dead 'ard too, goes wivout sayin'.<br /><br />Vragh is now da stompiest boy on da skwad. 'Ee only gets 'arder (but not dedder). 'Ee 'as also told da rest of da skwad dat 'ee is now da Kaptin - dis is a speshul werd for "Boss" dat Vragh 'as 'eard uvva skwads use, so now us uses it too.

Zogga wuz 'ired on da team cos we wuz tole 'ee is good at 'ittin' boyz. 'Ee'z not bad at it.<br /><br />'Ee's not as good at it as da uvva blitza boyz... But still.

Da new boy. 'Ee'z not dun nuffin' yet. Rombar sez 'ee's da new sweepa boy, but 'ee 'asn't got a broom.<br /><br />Ee'z done quite a bit now, ee'z not done what Rombar tole 'im to, but 'ee'z slippery, alluz goin' da uvva way den what peepl try ta push 'im to. Ee'z supa-stompy an' ee makes a lot of dem tutshdown fings, too.<br /><br />Rombar sez ee'z good, so I gess 'ee iz.

Dollz iz da newest boy on da skwad (well... 'ee iz now, anyway...) and 'ee wuz brought on board to replace <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2917813">Kagga Bigtoof</a> da strongest, biggest and fastiest frowa boy da Sultans 'ave eva seen! 'Ee wuz da only one as well, but dat is irreluvunt.<br /><br />We found Dollz 'iding wif some elfies, so we 'opes dat 'ee is good wif da ball like dem lot.

Wen <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2873787">Nurrock Earbita</a> wuz killed, da skwad needed a nyoo playa ta get punched in da face a lot. Da only boy in da krowd mad enuff ta take da job wuz Teeyaz.

Rokk 'az a bad foot. 'Ee'z got ta wear a big iron boot round it coz uvverwise 'ee can't walk propa. Sumfimes 'ee aksidentally hits an enemy boy wif da iron boot, which 'urts, I can tell ya, cos 'ee likes ta practice on me...

Dat's me! I like grabbin' uvva boyz' legs when dey tries ta run away. Da boyz laugh and sez it's funny, but it works, and dey also sez I should keep doin' it.

And dis is me. I dun play much, cos dey alwayz sets Lumba on da field, but I dun't mind, I gets ta frow wata on da KO boyz' 'edz. I also keeps da yearbook up ta date wif sum 'elp from Lumba.