Rising from the ranks of the oft short-lived fanatics, Demolition Man spins a whirlwind of pain across the Blood Bowl pitch. Though not an original member of the Squigglers, Demolition Man has all of the respect of his teammates and fans. Far and away the all time leading 'official' casualties caused, the mere sight of his deranged eyes as he leaves the players' bin to take the field strikes fear into the hearts of opponents large and small.

The Squigglers' management staff have refused to comment on the subject, but the locker room talk of the day is that Demolition Man consumes triple the dosage of Mad Cap Mushrooms as goblin apothecaries have deemed the maximum "safe" amount. Mind you, it's not like anyone is going to be considered about the long term effects of such behavior.

One of the last "Iron Goblins" to play in every match for the Squigglers, Dynamo is a living legend among his rabid fans and fellow teammates. Even his opponents on the pitch cannot help but respect the destruction he rains down with his uncanny aim.

Another of the greats who will forever be denied the recoginition he deserves for his actions on the pitch, none can stop the madness of Dynamo's cult following among the greenskins. His love for the little folks' game is well-known to even the casual fan, as he has turned out countless offers from such big-league coaches as Bragga Bloodtoof. "Oi, wot we wuldn't give to 'ave 'im an dose bombs of 'is on our 'alf the pitch! By Gork, I'd give up 'alf the black orcs on my team ta get 'im."

Upon retirement, should he be so fortunate, Dynamo plans to take up an instructor position at the Badlands Doom Diver Academy, where his expertise in tragectory and air velocity can be put to good use to benefit the greenskin public.

It is now official. With the death of Weed-B-Gone, Dynamo is the last of the greats, to play in every Squigglers match. Two other members on the team are original team members, Glitch and Dingo. Both have missed games due to injuries.