Young Blitzer Thrum finally opened his account in game four, picking up the ball after an army of stunties had been flattened by his teammates and walking in for a score. Thrum has not impressed yet, but there is time...

Bump, a rookie blitzer, has shown a no-nonsense attitude about the game - it's all about hitting. In game three, bump showed a different side of his game, completing a touchdown pass to Glassjaw Gary.

One of two players to manage to play in all 23 games thusfar, Ramu has proved himself invaluable as a block assister. Now that help has arrived in this area, Ramu looks to lay the lumber himself!

A nondescript lineman for Eleventeen, Iron Cat has yet to demonstrate an iron skin or catlike moves.

Injuries to date: broken ribs (game 8)

Samson has been brought on as another throwing option, and with the recent injury to Bart Starwell it's not a moment too soon. A completed pass in his first game is a good sign.