Living in the shadow of his older brother, Bob tries his best to be as strong and mean. The day will come when his older brother will learn something from him.

Bill began his life as a young boy in a suburb community. Around the age of 8, him and his brother Bob were slaughtered by their father after a late night of drinking. Their mother decided to give them a proper burial died days later when both Bill and Bob escaped their tombs and returned for revenge against their father.

At the age of 22, Bob took his little brother and tried out as a pair of tackles in the Canadian football league. They both made it and played together for 5 years. They set off down into the United States to try a stint in the XFL, unfortunately after the public realized how rediculous it really was, the XFL folded, and ever since Bill and Bob have been playing in the FUMBBL.

One of the last of the originals on the team. Frank tries so hard to get out of the shadow of Bill and Bob. He's obviously not as strong, but his aggressiveness and speed more than make up for it.

Smelly, the only zombie on the team, has been around since the beginning. Initially over looked by the coach as a decent player, smelly has finally been recognized. Although not the most skilled player, his dedication has been noted in the books.