When he was just a little baby rat, Wedgie was dropped into a brazier of warpstone coals and a piece of warpstone got embedded in his head. As he grew, the mutating power of the warpstone caused his skin to harden like iron and he grew an impressive set of horns! As an effigy of the Great Horned Rat, Wedgie is revered by his team mates and brings great luck to the team.

With 5 TDs and a competion in his first 6 games, Trench Foot is proving to be quite an asset. Unfortunately he has already been killed twice and twice saved by the apothecary. Burning bright and fast...

What a loser. Always last in the race to the half time oranges and always first to be pushed onto the line of scrimmage. Coach has been trying to get rid of Underarm for some time, but he usually finds some excuse to spend the match lounging around in the KO box.