Cliff "slippy fingers" Williams is somewhat of a team captain, often backing away from the action and surveying the situation and taking apropriate measures to solve any problems. A decent guy who seems to be a bit lonely at nights with his right arm noticably more well built then the left one. Also, the ball slips in the goo left on his hands.

Infact, Cliff mishandles the ball so much that the rest of the team often ignores his attempts, thus failing to notice the throws that actually make it on target. Star blitzer Brian Johnson explains "it ain't natural that is. Us dwarfs aren't ment to throw no balls!"

Won "most inept runner"-award after a game of failing to pick up, failing to gfi and then failing to gfi and hurting himself. Stupid dorf.

A little less fat, a little more speed. Bon Scott can outrun most of the dwarfs in his home town.

It took a long time to get Simon off the LoS, where he felt he belonged. After many a battle of persuation between the coaches and Simon, he finally agreed to move back in from the line and kick the ball instead.

Rob Baileys best friend. Hangs around Rob in the gym alot, wich has been showing lately -much to the envy of his fellow longbeards.

The most dedicated blocker, Colin is often overlooked by the fans after the game. However, his dedicated work and good result is highly valued and respected by his fellow players.

Since joining the team, Rob has made remarkable progress. He used to be over weight and weak, but now, only six games later, he is in the shape of his life and the envy of the entire team!

Bench wamer. Gets on the pitch when the team takes a beating and bravely endures the LoS and constantly being beaten down. A brave solider, but this is not something that pleases the crowds or increases his stardom.


After fifteen games without learning anything, even the head coach is starting to doubt drafting Peter into the team. The promising youngster has yet to show any progress at all.

Aka "The Mummy Slayer"

-vS- Dodgy Blockers -Vs-

Block selected.
POW/SKULL
Move ended for Osiris
George Young saved by block skill.
Osiris is knocked over.
(6, 5) + 0, (5, 5) + 0, 6: Osiris has been KILLED!!
(2) Osiris does NOT regenerate.

Of course the cheering crowds picked George as the games most valuable player!