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Fattie's Revenge
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Fattie
#1
Carver
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
6
R
41
B
12
P
0
F
4
G
27
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
+ST
Fattie is furious! Armed with a chainsaw and both family & friends he is ready to take his revenge.

<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
*WINNER OF VETERAN STUNTY CUP 2
*Fattie would have been killed in the match against the Apocalyptic Midgets when a fan thew an orca-cole bottle in his head, but the skilled apothecary saved his life.
*In the match against tha Steelas Fattie was cut 3 times with a chainsaw before passing out. The first two times he didn't even flinch.
*Scored 3 cas in the semi-final of the VETERAN STUNTY CUP 2.
*Would have RIP'ed vs Scratching Brazers if not for the apothecary.
Woblar the woodcutter
#2
Carver
MA
4
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
4
B
1
P
0
F
6
G
26
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Block
Woblar is one of the few remaining original players, managing to wield his trusty chainsaw without being massacred. The steady diet of blueberry muffins has taken their toll on him though. Woblar is an obese little Fatty and slow and clumpsy even by halfling standards.

<b>Achievements & Happenings</b>
WINNER OF VETERAN STUNTY CUP 2
Broke his jaw when the Cute Sinner fans threw a rock in his face
Would have RIP'ed on a gangfoul vs Burning Empire but was saved by the apothecary
Aged -MA after his 26th match
 
Ol' Milker
#3
Chaos Spawn
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
17
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Guard
Gob-Gob da Katapult
#4
Troll
MA
5
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
186
P
0
F
0
G
27
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
31
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
62
XPP
0
SPP
62
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
+MA
Block
Multiple Block
Pro
Gob-Gob is able to hurl the small ones for long distances. He doesn't really care about Fattie or his revenge, but occasionally he feeds on a fat, juicy halfling and the constant supply of fresh meat is enough for him to stay.

<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
*WINNER OF VETERAN STUNTY CUP 2

<b>Fatalities</b>
Hill, skryre slave dive tackler - Burning Empire
 
Puffy Pudding
#5
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
6
B
4
P
0
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Puffy saw his father, cousin of Fattie himself, grow into a skilled Blood Bowl player and get the love and admiration of the crowd. Despite his violent death Puffy decided to walk in his tracks and enrolled with the Fatties just the day after the funeral.
Bender Busterbelt
#7
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
2
B
10
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
The Busterbelts are not known for being a tall and strong family, but then again neither is any of the other families tied to the team...

<b>Achievements & Happenings</b>
Sprained his groin when trying to block an opponent vs Hospital
 
Mungle Muffinmuncher
#8
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
2
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
n, n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Mungle decided to quit his job in the muffin factory and join up to win fame and fortune on the Blood Bowl pitch!

Sadly the years of stuffing himself full of muffins has lead to Mungle suffering from a clogged up heart. Sometimes the chest pains keeps him from playing and the doctors have warned that the dangers and stress on the Bloow Bowl pitch is not suitable for a man in his condition. But after Mungle scored a TD and won the praise of the crowd he has decided that he will continue on in the team!

Mungle missed the match vs Hospital after being discovered planting blood bags in the opponents KO box. The sneaky little fattie had hoped that it would discourage them from entering the pitch, but sadly he got caught by the referee.

Sadly the jovial little tubber suffered a horrible virus in the match against the Horror Oozers. The mutating powers of the unholy infection is changing his whole metabolism, and sometimes he suffers from such high fever attacks that he misses the games.

<b>Achievements & Happenings</b>
Age niggled on first skill roll
Missed the game vs Hospital because of the handicap It wasn't me
Got infected by a virus vs Horror Oozers

<b>Matches missed due to niggling injuries:</b> 1
Folmuth Fetter
#9
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
-2
B
9
P
0
F
1
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Folmuth heard the stories of his uncle about the amazing feeling of hearing the crowd cheer on the Blood Bowl pitch and he decided to give it a go and join the Fatties.

<b>Achievements & Happenings</b>
Got his eye gouged out vs Butchers of Brandywine
 
Budrow Butterbagel
#10
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
4
AV
6
R
47
B
20
P
0
F
6
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
1
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+AG
Block
Budrow is a tobacco farmer and as such made a good living, but after having watched the Fatties win the Veteran Stunty Cup he decided that he had to give the game a try.

Budrow is very impressed by the team's star offensive player, Butterfingers the baker, and decided to follow his routine of actually practicing between matches and adapting to a more healthy life style. It has payed off well and Budrow has a bright future in the team.

<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Suffered a groin sprain vs Cute Sinners when stomped by an ogre maneater

<b>Fatalities</b>
An old and ugly woman behind a mask, thralling - Hospital
Cubert the Cuddly
#11
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
1
B
28
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Cubert is a very cuddly little fatty. It might be immoral putting a half retarded obese dwarf in the LOS, but if that policy wasn't enforced the Fatties would lose half their team...
 
Butterfingers the baker
#12
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
4
AV
6
R
207
B
31
P
6
F
1
G
27
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
3
Td
9
Mvp
0
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+AG
Side Step
Sprint
Butterfingers is the town baker, but he is neither pudgy nor has slippery fingers. He has so far proven to be the most dedicated halfling on the team, spending time actually excercising and practicing between matches. At one point it is even rumored that he turned down a freshly baked blueberry muffin!

Butterfingers has a story to tell his grand children. In the match against the PokeBowl he managed to push the minotaur Machamp to the ground.

Sadly Butterfingers, the star of the halfling linemen, is starting to wear down. An athletic life is not suitable for the halfling metabolism and his body has taken a tremendous amount of damage from being denied extra servings on the second breakfast and the traditional cup of melted butter on Saturday evenings. Sometimes Butterfingers have to sit out the matches due to having such severe stomach aches.

<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
*WINNER OF VETERAN STUNTY CUP 2
*Scored TD's in the two first matches in the VETERAN STUNTY CUP 2, the last one through a fling throw!
*Would have died against the "here today gnome tommorrow" gnomes, but the apo saved him from the horrible wounds of a bomb.
*Smuggled in a pair of knuckledusters in the match vs Burning Empire
*Age niggled on his 3rd skill roll

<b>Fatalities</b>
A sick giraffe, thralling - Hospital

<b>Matches missed due to niggling injuries:</b>
Elphraim Greenthorn
#14
Chaos Halfling
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
24
B
15
P
2
F
1
G
12
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+MA
The last male of the Greenthorn family. You would think that he would be smarter than to apply to the team after seeing both his father and brother killed on the pitch, but the Greenthorns are an adventurous family and Elphraim couldn't pass up the oppurtunity to play in the VETERAN STUNTY CUP 2 final!

In contrast to his deceased relatives Elphraim actually has some talent. He is a very fast runner, and as such he might have a bright future in Fattie's Revenge, if he can keep himself alive.

Sadly Ephraim is suffering from back problems after having been smashed by some goblins. He will continue in the team because of his quickness, but sometimes the pain in his back prevents him from playing.

<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
*WINNER OF VETERAN STUNTY CUP 2
*Broke his ribs against the All Colors goblins
*Damaged his back when inches away from scoring vs Anime Fury (apo failed)
*Got his eye gouged out vs Scratching Brazers

<b>Matches missed due to niggling injuries:</b> 1
 
Beeblebum the banker
#15
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
76
B
45
P
2
F
2
G
23
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
6
Mvp
1
GPP
26
XPP
0
SPP
26
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Sure Feet
Beeblebum has started to become a veteran amongst the halfling Fatties and has scored some TD's along the way. Although seldom involved in violent acts he is an appreciated member of the team.

<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
*WINNER OF VETERAN STUNTY CUP 2
*Scored a TD in VETERAN STUNTY CUP 2.
*Was kicked in the nuts and effectively sterilized in the match against All Colors.
Glayvin von Gluttonia
#16
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
3
B
31
P
0
F
2
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
To the dismay of his blue blood family the noble Glayvin von Gluttonia has decided to play Blood Bowl. With promises of becoming the greatest player in the history of Blood Bowl he has taken to the field. Many suspect that his blue blood will soon be spilled all over the pitch...

<b>Achievements & Happenings</b>
Fractured his arm vs Hospital