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Avery Holden
#1
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
177
B
140
P
-2
F
0
G
30
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
3
Td
20
Mvp
2
GPP
77
XPP
0
SPP
77
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Block
Dauntless
Side Step
Strip Ball
Tackle
Avery Holden is by far the biggest star of the team. Scoring ten touchdowns in his first consecutive eight games he has been a role model to the newer catchers of the team, and a most popular figure among the fans.

His ability to stay on his feet and outmaneuver the opposing defense has a tendecy to make him the prime target for the final pass, but far too often the ability to deliver the pass has hindered his winning touchdown. This combination of brilliant catching skills and poor passing skills have made the team underperform and achieving no less than 6 draws in 14 games.

In his later matches Avery's role has changed to a more free role. He no longer is a catcher only, but has a tendency to be the blitzer in many situations. His speed and agile manner gets him into those situations where no other ape may reach. Nor wish wish to reach. It's a wonder he's still alive.
Zaphod Stuntyfoot
#2
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
21
B
0
P
11
F
0
G
2
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
 
Klaus Knuff
#3
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
23
B
126
P
8
F
0
G
29
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
One of the teams earliest aquirements he still haven't learned much. He sure is a slow learner.
Snorre Songwriter
#4
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Carl Annon Fodder
#5
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
30
B
113
P
1
F
0
G
30
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
 
Skills
+MA
Block
The fans have a song for mr. Fodder. It goes like this.

He's our guy, mr. Fodder.
He'll make no one shudder.
He's just Cannon Fodder.

But they like him anyway.
Lothar Sehrgut
#7
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
10
B
63
P
0
F
1
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
 
Sindre Slippery
#8
Catcher
MA
9
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
119
B
33
P
0
F
0
G
22
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
1
Td
14
Mvp
1
GPP
51
XPP
0
SPP
51
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
+MA
Block
Diving Tackle
Side Step
Johnny Jovial
#9
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
55
B
10
P
-9
F
0
G
10
Cp
11
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
+MA
Accurate
 
Urgh
#10
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
21
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Urgh is the teams newly aquired star to be.

He's not really decendent from apes, though. He's still and ape.
Jurgen Snauserdog
#11
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
17
B
166
P
3
F
0
G
29
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Strip Ball
 
Melvin Lederhosen
#13
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
57
P
0
F
0
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Block
Kick
Hans Türschluss
#14
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
19
B
144
P
1
F
0
G
25
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Tackle
 
Lezter Lizp
#15
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
3
B
54
P
0
F
2
G
15
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Block