Pixie Skase was drafted into the chaingang after her husband and legendary chaingang player, Christopher, did a runner before a vital game against Spain. He is said to be hiding out under the protection of the Spanish government. Because the chaingang were so humiliated by Christoper’s actions, they enslaved his wife and enlisted her to play bloodbowl until his debt is paid, or she dies trying. Nothing less than absolute devotion will be accepted and the punishment for those who displease the coach is well know (someone has to be on the line of scrimmage against those mummies!)

We hope she will not show the same weakness as her husband.

Enio A. (Tony) Montini of Corporate Fraud Chain Gang picks up the GOLDEN ARROW