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Lofty
#1
Treeman
MA
2
ST
6
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Regarded to have one of the finest Bloodbowl minds of the modern day, with several of his plays even making it into some of the top teams playbooks.
Lofty has a preoccupation with the strategic side of the game, which has led to his missing the start of some important games for the Rejects.
He has recently turned down an assistant coach’s role at the Reikland Reavers, he seems content with his current role with the Rejects.
Mental Mongo
#2
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
"I likes Bloodbowl" is all that new boy Mongo has said since joining the Rejects.
 
Durin Ironfist
#3
Dwarf Longbeard
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
Durin is the oldest player on the Rejects, he has made a late start to Bloodbowl in his life but has made a living as a bouncer in some of the roughest pubs in the old world. Durin has a reputation as a bit of a drinker, and is known to like a bit of skirt. Recently known to have bedded Luscious Uppercut, Steff Supercool & Bliss Ballbreaker all from Foxy Boxing and all at the same time.
Arthos Goblin-cleaver
#4
Dwarf Longbeard
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Arthos Goblin-Cleaver has a short temper and dislikes authority figures, this often results in him arguing with the referee about a previous drive or previous game where the ref was involved. This has seen him take out more than his fair share of referees when his arguments have got a bit more lively.
 
Goldie
#5
Longbeard
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Goldie is the money man behind the rejects, initially set-up as a tax write off, Goldie joined in with the training session one day and loved it so much he put himself on the team. Goldie made his fortune in his younger days when he borrowed a million gold pieces from his cousin. Bought a nearly mined-out Coal mine, planted the rest of the gold at the bottom of the deepest shaft and sold the mine to a wealthy noble for a huge profit. An unfortunate accident has since struck the wealthy noble involved who may otherwise have wanted to have a few words with Goldie
Dain the Pain
#6
Longbeard
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
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Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Dain likes inflicting pain, Dain likes receiving pain. Enough said.
 
Big Sid
#7
Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sid seems content with his role as benchwarmer for the moment as he is concentrating on the halflings "Most iced buns eaten in a season" award that until recently his father had held. He has started well, winning last weeks "Sticky Fingers" award.
Slim Jim
#10
Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Slim Jim is hardly ever seen without his trade mark cigar sticking out of his mouth. It is thought that Jim slipped in a sub clause to his contract, giving him as many cigars as he wants. Jim is as sneaky on the pitch as off it and many “out of sight” of the referee incidents have been his work.
 
Jurgen
#11
Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
m
Skills
Jurgen is a what you see is what you get type of player. Says he is happy for others to get the glory, and is just happy knowing he is doing a good job
Arnie
#12
Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Arnie is still struggling with English, and explaining Lofty’s strategies to him can take a long time. Arnie is already planing his career in politics, and thinks his best chance of getting voted in is by being an ex Star player, although he’s still working on the star bit. He was recently quoted when asked on his loyalty to the Rejects if voted into office by saying “I’ll be back”
 
Slack Jack
#13
Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
This is one lazy player, dislikes getting off the bench. Usually brings sick note to training sessions.
Mad Harry
#14
Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Kick
Often away playing with the pixies at the “HappyValley, Clinic for Special people”, Harry is only allowed out on day release for Rejects fixtures.
 
Syltarius "Swifty" Starprow
#15
Wardancer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
5
Mvp
0
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Leap
Side Step
This player seems destined for big things. He seems to have a point to prove & always gives 100%.
He spends much of his between game time with Lofty, and knows the Rejects playbook backwards.
Long-arm Larry
#16
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Larry has big league aspirations, he sees himself as a key player for the team this year. Still a firm favourite with the fans for his do or die attitude. Has recently been giving out clothes to some of the Rejects female fans from his own fashion label "F.U.C.D. by Larry".
Larry has a long standing bet with Durin, both of whom are keeping stats not normally given out in the match programmes.