The languid beast known as Virilinia, Vuo Lin or Vilnius, lives solely for the act of sodomy. It pursues its fancies around the pitch with breathy promises and reaches out to their nether-regions with his hideously mutated phallic fingers. It has been known for Virilinia to miss entire matches whilst seeking out his next prey.

Furmang is a loyal presence, always at his master Mungo's right hand on the line of scrimmage and taking big hits from all manner of unbelievers. His body is ever increasing in girth however, and this has slowed him down of late; often causing Furmang to miss entire games through sheer bloatedness.

Zuuril is the reader of the winds. With uncanny understanding of the flight of the ball, he directs his Gors to fetch and carry, while plotting the areas of the pitch at which his presence will bear most fruit. He also has a knack of attracting MVP votes...mysteriously..

Li-Nern understands the strange eddies of the winds of change. He was awarded the MVP for a match in which he got sent off in the first turn for a gratuitous foul which probably cost his team the match.

Reai is a thrall, imbued with the effervescent power of Tzeentch and tasked by his master with fetching the ball at all costs.